These are a series of short "stories" ranging from a few hundred words to a few pages.
All of these stories will involve Sasuke and Naruto and most of them (but not all) will have the Sasuke/Naruto paring in some sort of fashion. When I say that, don't take it that Naruto's always the "bottom" because that would just be silly. Most of the stories will be funny, but some will be dramatic or full of angst or just plain drabble.
I Love the Hell Outta You [Title Story
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sasuke/Naruto
In which Sasuke wants more attention than he's getting.
Sasuke kicked the table.
"Stop that." Naruto kicked Sasuke's leg.
Sasuke kicked the table again.
"Stop that!" Naruto grabbed the table and held it steady.
Sasuke smirked. And then kicked the table.
"You bastard!" snarled Naruto, who was as able to control his temper at age twenty-six as he was at age ten. "Stop that or you'll spill the damn ramen! It's on my salary, too, jackass!"
Sasuke shrugged, smirked, and made to kick the table again, but Naruto thrust his leg out and blocked the attack.
"What are you trying to do? Piss me off?! 'cause it's working!"
"Idiot." Sasuke stood up, and leaned across the table, spilling hot ramen across Naruto's lap. He grabbed the other ninja's shirt and yanked him up, spilling yet more ramen and gathering an earful of loud curses. Then he jerked Naruto close, smirked winningly, and kissed him full on the mouth.
Naruto remained frozen in place even when Sasuke let him go.
A cough sounded in the crowded but silent restaurant.
Hyuuga Hinata raised her hand and squeaked, "Check, please."
This seemed to bring Naruto to his senses. He flushed bright red and landed a punch square on Sasuke's jaw which sent the dark haired man sprawling on the floor. "I love the hell outta you, Sasuke, but no one spills my ramen!"