Hi guys! First fanfiction, PLEASE go easy on me!

Me: Okay! A lot of fangirls has been in Amestris, but now it is time for Amestris to come to us!

Envy: Oh no! You are NOT writing a crazy Fan Fiction about me, or Lust or The Pipsqueak or ANYTHING else!

Me: And why is that?

Envy: … Well for starters, you don´t own us.

Me: (Soaks In the corner) It´s true… I do not own Fullmetal alchemist or Fullmetal alchemist: Brotherhood…

Edward: Envy, did you make her soak in the corner?

Envy: Yep.

Edward: *Sights* just start the story already!

*I do not own FMA or FMAB in ANY way!*

I was bored. Not just regularly bored, but really bored! So what did I do? I watched Fullmetal alchemist: Brotherhood.

Just as Envy knocked out Edward, and the short alchemist blacked out, I turned off my computer.

I´d watched that very same scene about 15 times and I wasn't tired of it yet.

But it was 01:00 pm, so going to bed would be wisest.

I lay down on my bed, feeling sleepy.

I yawned… and did one of the stupidest and craziest things I could ever have done… I made a WISH.

"I wish I could hang out and be awesome along with the crew of Fullmetal alchemist…" I whispered, right before I fell asleep.

POV: ME

I was woken up by a bunch of good cosplayers.

First thing I remember, a guy tilting me out of bed and yelling some adult language, I should NOT repeat, because cursing is bad!

I opened my eyes, but everything was blurred, so I grabbed my glasses and put them on.

The guy standing over me was a green haired guy, with a slim, strong body and violet eyes.

"Who are you?" I was very tired, so I wasn´t choked or scared, that there were some strange guy in my room… But a few seconds passed by and THEN I was choked.

I sat up and looked around. Six other people were all over my big room: At the closet there was a guy with black hair and a blue suit. He was wearing white gloves. Next to him was a woman dressed the same way, with multiple guns in her belt.

The man was talking to a girl with blond hair and a wrench (I first realized that she was the most dangerous of the seven a few moments later).

A lady with a black dress and pale skin was picking the guy standing over me up by the hair, telling him to cut it out.

At my desk a boy with blonde hair was knocking on my computer, having a silent conversation with a huge armor.

I stood up and was about to say something when the guy with the green hair grabbed my T-shirt and dragged me to the middle of the room.

"HEY!" He yelled.

By doing that he got everybody's attention.

"It´s awake!"

"Envy, you dumb?!" the boy with blonde hair and a braid asked.

"I think it, might be a FEMALE!"

My chock started to take off and I realized from where I knew that voice.

"Edward?" I narrowed my eyes and looked closer. Then I had no doubt.

It was Edward. Elric. The Fullmetal alchemist.

"EDWARD?!"

Edwards jaw dropped.

I turned to look at the boy holding my T-shirt and starred into Envys amethyst colored cat eyes.

I took a quick look at the other persons in my bedroom.

The man and woman at the closet was Roy freaking Mustang and Riza Hawkeye(So cool!).

The girl talking to them was Winry and next to Edward (who was staring at me, eyes wide in chock) was Alfonce, looking like he tried to figure out whether or not I was crazy (Or, so do I think. Reading armors expression can be hard.)

"You…" my hand was shaking when I pointed at Envy.

"Are Envy." I don't know if I meant for it to sound like a question, but Envy nodded slowly, clearly surprised.

Now something sharp touched my shoulder. I spun around. Lusts `knife-finger´ was resting on my shoulder, a few centimeters from my neck.

"How do you know that?" Her voice hid the rest of her sentence, but it was still clear: And if I don´t like your answer, human, you are SO dead!

"I-I…I-I…" I was both scared and felt totally awesome.

Lust was threatening me. LUST... Was threatening me…

I realized that I had to defend myself. Envy was still holding my T-shirt so I just grabbed whatever my right hand could reach.

"STAY BACK!" I closed my eyes and held what I had grabbed into Envy face, and he hissed and let go of me instantly.

Next to my neck I could feel the deathly sharp blade, aka Lust´s finger, get off my shoulder.

I opened my eyes a little and realized what I was holding.

My cellphone.

My freaking cellphone… Scared them?

"Brother," Alfonce said.

"What is that?"

"No clue…" Ed was clearly surprised.

"Some kind of weapon, maybe?"

I decided to take advantage of the fact that where they came from, there was no such thing as a cellphone.

"That's right! Fear my… Mobilus!"

Everybody looked scared to the bone, except Winry.

I didn't need to be a mind reader to know what she was thinking: I sure would LOVE to take it apart!

"No Winry." I said.

"You can NOT take it apart!"

Winry gasped, and Mustang was about to say something, but then I got a text.

Usually, getting a text was a very peaceful thing, but in my guests minds it was something terrible.

My phone started to vibrate in my hand, and all of the people in my room threw themselves down to the floor, while Riza was screaming: "It´s exploding! Take cover!"

I looked at the display, showing me a text from Litji, my best friend.

`Hey Cam! So bored! What are you doing?´

I was close to writing `You have no idea´, but I didn't. I just put the phone into my pocket, without answering.

"It's not exploding?" Envy said from the floor.

"We´ll have to take that thing and the girl into custody!" Mustang said, being annoying as usual. (Mustang-fans, please don´t take any offence to that.)

I turned to him. "No sir!" I was confused and tired, but thinking that HE could take ME into custody in MY dimension was just not going to happen.

"No. WE will be taking her." It was Lust. "Our Father might be interested in a being from another dimension."

Ed interrupted. "But we want to see if she is human. I think we should have her!"

They all started to discus, but then I started to yell.

"WOULD YOU CUT THE CRAP ALREADY!?"

My room became deathly quiet.

"First of all: I am NOT an object to be given to ANYONE! Second of all: You are all in my room, my world, my freaking dimension! So now you all take a chill pill and behave yourself!"

They all looked at me, eyes wide in either shock or fascination.

I took deep breath. "Now explain what you are doing here, cause I assume that you are who I think you are, right?"

Winry was about to say something, but was interrupted… By the door.

Someone knocked.

Me: Alright guys, i´ll end it here, for the first chapter.

Envy: Argh! But I wanna know how you are gonna manage to hide us!

Me: Well, then you will have to wait until next chapter, young padawan.

Envy: You are not my master.

Me: I know that, young padawan.

Envy: Grrr…

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PS: Litji is an actual, and very talented, author on FanFiction. Go check out her story if you are into Tokyo Mew Mew.

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