Cloud woke up with a bad feeling. a very bad feeling. He felt..different, in a way. He soon steched out only to see...paws? what are paws doing there he has no paws? he soon walked over to the random mirror that jsut so happened to be near him only to see a small weak kitten who was obviously afraid of puddles because why not.
"waht the heck has happened to me that stupid hojo baka turned me into a cattttt!"" cloud wailed or shouldl i say mewled. he padded aorund shinra hoping ot find zack or sephritoh or even genissi to help him out only to see more cats. "Seph zack and um everyone else r u cats too?"
"what the fuck do u htik cloud omg u stupid ho" angeal said baecasue thats totally in character.
"wow rood" lcoud mewoed.
"ayoo whatup im firestar im ur new leader join htunder or lightnign (not the character lololol shes awesome tho lightning rox my sox that bitch is da bomb like jesus) dont join shdow clan xheanorts there he bad"
"NO" sephirth said then killed firesatr then they all had cat sex. aww yiss good cat sex meow.
Authors not- im not drunk i awear