"Bored…bored…bored…I am SO bored…" Maggie sighed as she 'stared' at the ceiling. She had been lying there all morning. She had planned on hanging with Sarge that day but he was busy at Boot Camp. Maggie wasn't allowed at the boot camp, not after what happened the last time she was there…

"Let go!"

"He He, No way fleshy."

"Stop that! It hurts!"

"Oh shut up."

"You're crushing me!"

"Get over it!"

Maggie squirmed as a large green SUV held her down with his tire. Another pulled at her hair, yanking out a few strands as well. Maggie cried as they picked on her and yelped as they pulled out more of her hair.

"Stop it! Please stop it!" The SUVs just laughed and continued to 'torture' her.

"Sarge! Fillmore! Doc! Someone! HELP!"

"Quiet down, there's nobody around to here you." Maggie flipped them off before screaming her lungs out when the SUV put an enormous amount of pressure on her body. She felt like she was getting crushed.

Then she heard a screeching of tires and suddenly the weight disappeared. Maggie gasped as air rushed to her lungs.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!?!?!" Maggie heard someone yelling from above her. It took her a second but she realized it was actually Sarge and Sheriff yelling at once.

Someone nudged her gently and Maggie shakily got up and held onto the vehicle.

"Hey man, its okay. They're not gunna hurt you ever again." Fillmore held Maggie close with a tire and nuzzled her. Maggie cried silently and listened to screams and yells mixed with the clanging and crunching of metal.

Later she found out that Sarge had cost each SUV about $600 worth of damage. Once he had finished with the SUVs, Sarge took Maggie from Fillmore and in turn Maggie clung to him and buried her face in the side of his hood.

"Maggie, for your own safety I want you to stay away from the boot camp." Sarge told her quietly. Maggie just nodded, still terrified after what had happened to her. Sarge and Fillmore didn't leave her side for the rest of the day. Neither did Mater and Red once they heard what had happened.

Maggie shivered at the memory before getting up, "I think…I'll pay Ramone a visit." Maggie got up and left her cone. With some help from Guido she arrived at the store.

"Yo Ramone! You here?"

"Yeah man, I'm here."

"Hello Maggie." Maggie smiled as she sat down near a wall.

"Hey Ramone, Hey Sheriff. So is Donut Boy finally getting a new paint job?"

"Watch it Magpie." Sheriff said in a slightly strict tone.

"Magpie?" Maggie snorted, "Sounds like what Dad used to call me when I was little. Well until he passed away." The girl shrugged before laughing quietly, "I'm bored…"

Ramone looked over at her from painting Sheriff, "Why aren't you with Sarge? You're usually stuck to him like glue."

Maggie merely shrugged again and replied, "Boot Camp."

"Ooh bad for you man." Sheriff's face went from happy to angry when he remembered what happened to her that day.

"Yeah, and now I'm bored. So I figured I'd come bother you." Ramone chuckled, "Hooray for me."

Maggie laughed, "Yep, so you're stuck with me for the rest of the day. Or at least until Sarge gets home." The Impala and Mercury chuckled as Ramone finished Sheriff's paintjob.

"Thanks Ramone."

"No problem man."

As Sheriff passed by Maggie she whispered, "I bet you look great…" Sheriff paused and looked at her slightly, but Maggie was staring ahead of her and was talking to Ramone about his hydraulics.

Sheriff nudged her gently before leaving. Maggie smiled slightly but returned to her conversation.

"So you can, like, bounce on your front tires right?"

"Yeah."

The girl suddenly remembered something she used to do when she was in her world and fell over laughing.

"What's so funny?"

"Nothin. I just remembered one of my friends back home had this old Impala. After he fixed up the hydraulics, a lot like yours, we would sit on the hood and my friend would make the car bounce. We had competitions to see who could stay on the longest. I hold the record for 5 minutes and 37 seconds." Maggie smiled smugly.

"Oh really? Well let's see how good you do on me." Ramone and Maggie grinned at each other.

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At Flo's several of the residents were sipping their lunch when a scream was heard, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone jumped and quickly drove over to Ramone's only to see said Impala bouncing like crazy and Maggie still on his hood. The others just stared confused before Maggie finally flipped off.

The blond landed with a thump in front of Luigi, who fainted in surprise.

"WHOO!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!! HOW'D I DO?!" Maggie said quickly as she laughed.

"6 minutes 18 seconds." Ramone said as he breathed heavily.

"OH YEAH! NEW RECORD!! IN YOUR FACE GREG!!" Maggie danced happily for a moment before she calmed down.

"You okay Ramone?"

The Impala was still breathing deeply, "Yeah…just tired…"

"Oh, Sorry." Maggie giggled again, "But THANK YOU!! You helped me beat my record! Thanks!" Maggie hugged him as best she could before rubbing her wrists.

"Impala riding maybe fun, but MAN its killer on the wrist." The hyper blond laughed quietly. The other cars just rolled their eyes and left.

"See ya Ramone. I'm gunna go find someone else to bug." Maggie waved at her exhausted friend before heading out.

"Now…who to bug next." An evil smile crept onto the teens face as she heard a familiar engine revving.

"Oh Lightning!" Maggie called innocently and went to find him.

Me: snickers Go Maggie! Okay this is a weird one. It was originally a One Shot but now it's a small off to the side series with Maggie buggin the crap out of everybody. Next chapter? LIGHTNING!!