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Trouser Python
"Kurosaki."
"Huh? Byakuya? Am I needed for something?"
"No."
"Than what is it?"
"The Noel Coward Song."
"Huh?"
"Hitsugaya-TaichÅ was foaming at the mouth and Hinamori-fukutaichÅ is still in shock."
"Byakuya, what are you talking about?"
"This...Monty Python filth of yours."
"Filth?! It's hilarious! What're you...oh wait, its the 'Not the Noel Coward Song', right? Ano...Byakuya, what're you doing?"
"For corrupting my sister, you will die. Bankai..."
A/N: If Monty Python's "Not the Noel Coward Song" isn't one of the dirtiest pieces of music in in the history of music, I'll eat my Geta-boshi hat. Now if Zaraki finds out that Yachiru's been listening to it...