A/N~ Songs used are "Your Booty" from Rapture Palooza and "Ladies Who Lunch" from Camp
"Hey, aca-bitches! What's the emergency!?" The short brunette asked/yelled, walking into the rehearsal space to see the Barden Bellas crowded around a laptop, giggling. Then they looked at Beca and the giggles turned into full on laughter. The DJ crossed the room in swift strides. "What are you looking at?" She sighed.
"You." An overweight blonde girl replied, before turning back to the laptop.
Beca paled. "Oh, fuck. Are you guys looking at what I think you're looking at?"
"What do you think we're looking at, Lindsey? Or is it Jill? Rosie?" Aubrey smirks.
"No, it's Jessica." Chloe jokes.
"Guys, it's Stacie." Stacie interrupts.
"Natalie."
"Meg."
"Fritzi."
"Ginny."
"Holly."
Beca visibly cringes with each name. "Guys. Not. Cool."
"Explain yourself, Mitchell!" Amy yelled, not that she had the ability to speak at a lower volume.
"Shit! It was when I was attempting to pay for the move to LA solo. I needed the money, not many people needed to hire a DJ, and my agent told me they had an interview lined up for me... in Camp. Then I went to the audition, got the part, and then someone saw me in that, and I got another role... then it sorta snowballed. Happy!" Everyone was doubled over laughing, except Beca, who was bright red. "Who showed you this?"
Silence.
"It was Aubrey, wasn't it?" Beca sighs.
"How did you know?" Stacie asks. Beca only smirks. "Oh, right, you didn't. Damn it!"
Beca sighs and turns to leave. Then Chloe calls out "hey, Beca?" Beca sighs, and faces the Bellas again.
"What do you think of our new arrangement? 1,2,3,4!" Aubrey yells. Then, to Beca's horror, the girls start singing a mix of 2 songs she had really hoped to forget.
(Song 1 Song 2)
Here's to the ladies who lunch
Everybody laugh
I wanna touch your booty
All night long
Off to the gym, then to a fitting
Claiming they're fat
I wanna touch your booty
And stick my dick in you, girl
I'll drink to that
Stick my
Stick my dick in your
Stick my dick in your
I'll drink to that
Stick my dick in your
Yeah, booty
I'll drink to that
Hmm, stick my dick in your booty
I'll drink to that
Finally, the song ends. Beca crosses her arms and sighs. "Yeah, yeah, very funny!" Then a worrying smile creeps onto her face.
Beca bends down to tie her laces, then takes a running stance before yelling. "Aubrey played a slutty southern Jesus-freak psycho politician in True Blood and a lesbian in House of Lies!" Then she legs it.
Aubrey stops only to remove her heels and then runs after her. "You're dead, Hobbit!" Chloe is laughing the loudest, "And you can shut it too, you had an onscreen lesbian kiss!" Chloe screams and runs after Aubrey, leaving laughing Bellas behind her.