Introduction:
This takes place when our good friend naruto gets back to the village
after 6 years of training with the Jiriyia but when they get to the village gates they see somebody.
Is the Friend or Foe read to find out.
"Hey pervy sage who's that at the gate" said Naruto.
"You fucking brat I told you to stop calling me that!" said Jiriyia.
"Geez ya old pile crap lay off me!" said naruto.
"Maybe if you shut the fuck up I could see who's at the damn gate" said jiiriyia.
(a figure appears behind them)
"I've been waiting for u 2" said a familiar voice.
"Mi…Mikato" said naruto. "The one and only" said Mikato.
"Naruto could u tell me who this is" said jiriyia.
"This is my cousin the one that's supposed to be…….dead" said naruto.
"ok ok stop with the sissy bullshit naruto!" said jiriyia.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU OLD MOTHER FUCKIN PILE OF CRAP!!!" said naruto.
"Goddamn you 2 are worse than Kakashi and Anko" said mikato.
"WTF!!!????"said naruto and jiriyia.
"Oh ya see when yall were gone they got married and had good kinky sex" said mikato.
(Naruto has a nose bleed)
"hmm looks like kakashi been reading my book" said jiriyia.
(Both mikato and naruto snort) "dude you have no idea"
"Hmm guess I'm pretty famous" "Well anyway nice meeting you Mikato, Naruto lets go" said jiriyia.
"Wait I'm here to escort you to Lady Tsunade" said mikato.
"Ok guess I'll be seeing you later brat"
"smell ya later ya pile of crap"
(jiriyia flips the bird)
"Hmm might as well goto the old apartment" said naruto.
Naruto starts to walk through the village when all of a sudden…
"Naruuutooo!" Said ???
"Oh god it's Sakura" said naruto.
(punches Naruto in the face)
"Where the fuck have you been you bastard" said sakura.
(shadow clone disappears)
"Nice to see you to Sakura-chan" said naruto.
"I'm just so glad your back now bend down and be my bitch" said sakura with a sneer.
"WTF!!!!!!!" said naruto scared.
"hahaha just kidding bitch" said sakura.
"That's a relief" said naruto.
"Or am I……" said sakura.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh" ( Naruto runs to his apartment screaming "RAPIST!!)
Naruto gets to his apartment to see hinata naked on his bed
(Hinata wakes up)
"BEND OVER BITCH" said hinata.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm surrounded by rapist's!!!" said naruto.
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