Karen's Toilet by mrsedwoodcolongrl
Chapter 1: Surprises in the Bowl
"Flush, flush, flush," went the toilet. I watched the water swirl around it and I began to feel dizzy. If I feel even a little bit dizzy I tend to throw-up and I did not want to throw-up. Not today.
Who am I? I'll give you a hint. I'm an annoying seven year old girl with blonde hair and blue eyes and a bunch of stupid freckles. Still can't guess? You are gigundoly bad at this game!
My name is Karen Brewer and everyone in my two families (that's right I said T-W-O) love me. I would explain to you why I have two families but I already decided that I don't like you and I'll explain it in chapter twenty so it'll be pointless and you'll be confused the whole time you're reading this.
So Karen Brewer's my name and I'm in the second grade. I only failed it eight times according to Wikipedia with the exact same people in my class (they've failed it eight times too). I have two mustaches. The blue one is for reading and the pink one is for the rest of the time.
There's a witch that lives next door to me and her name is Andrew Brewer (I'll explain more about this later, just kidding I probably won't).
Anyway, I was standing near my toilet when I noticed that I wasn't in Connecticut anymore, I was in my bathroom!
"Ring, ring" went the phone.
"I'll get it!" I replied as I raced to where the phone was.
I was upset when my dorky stepbrother Michael David cut me off and answered the phone. When I asked him who it was, he said it was some guy that called and I was like, "Some guy? How dare he call again!" Boo and bullfrogs, I guess I would have to wait until after dinner to play with the toilet again.