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Hello you just reached the sexiest woman in Outworld Mileena's phone. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you at my first convenience bye.

Beep Mileena, it's Shinnok can you please tell me how to shut Baraka up? He keep bitching about some guy and his blade being shorter. I don't get it his blades look as long as they normally are.

Beep Sonya here. Mileena, I know normally we butt heads, but, I have to thank you for stealing those crotchless panties for me. Frost really loved me wearing them.

Beep This is Moloch. I just wanted to remind you and your boyfriend that we have that bowling tournament tomorrow.

Beep Mileena, Kitana. You were right. I didn't need the underwear. It's just that they're my favorite pair with that...

Beep It's Sareena and I don't mean that tennis girl. Do you know good day spa in Earthrealm? I love Subby but he's massages are terrible. You would think because he's a Lin Kuei he would be good with his hands.

Beep Hey, Mileena, it's me. Just wanted to tell you for our date to dress nice. I'm going to take you someplace I know you are going to like.

Beep It is I, Sheeva. Mileena, when are we going talk to me about the new man in your life? And I promise not to complain about Kintaro.

Beep It's Johnny Cage, Mileena. Johnny Cage is still waiting on your answer for Johnny Cage's next movie 'Deadly Sexy.' Call Johnny Cage back as soon as you can.

Beep Hey, Mileena, it's Sindel. Will you give Kitana that underwear back? She's still moping about them, but, she is not as uptight about as she was the other day. Do you know why?

Beep Mileena, Jade. I'm sorry about the phone call I made the other day. Kung explained the whole thing and I guess I can understand. By the way thanks for the message oil. I'll buy you some more tomorrow. We're not done with them. Bye.

Beep It's Ashra, Mileena. Do you think you could help me get together with Kenshi? I want to know what kind of swordsman he is. If you know what I mean?

Beep Mileena, please take me back? I promise not to harm what's his name. I won't even kill him.

Beep Hey Mileena. It's Nitara. I was visiting Scorpion down in the neitherrealm when I got lost and accidentally walked in on Baraka taking a shower. How much did your new guy cut off? Because it doesn't look like he had much to start with.

Beep Mileena, it'sss Reptile. I called you because I lost the author'ssss number. Will you tell him that he should have gave me ssssssomething bigger then a Vienna ssssssausage?

Beep Mileena, it's Stryker. I just wanted to call and see if you could get a few people to come to my nightclub 'Stryker's Nightstick' opening next week? I need some big names and you do know some big name baddies. Let me know alright.

Beep Mileena, Jax. Do you know what is up with Sonya? She comes back to base at all hours of the night and the other day one of the medic nurses said she had what looked like frostbite. How do you get that in ... there? Please tell me she is not sleeping with Sub Zero!

Beep It's Frost. Thanks for the idea with my daggers. Sonya loved it. Bye.

Beep Gorgeous, I know it's none of my business but right now I'm trying to break up Jax and Sub Zero's fight and this is confusing. Especially because 10 minutes ago Sonya and Frost started giggling before running off leaving me to deal with these two. Call me back, bye.

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