Hello everyone Death'sDoor here this is my second serious story the first is currently not available for reasons unknown any way just like you I hate A/N and will NOT at any time make a separate chapter for an A/N and will try my best to make them short, this story has an OC if you don't like it you can go fuck yourself if you enjoy it good for you (JK)

Deidara: "Don't I get a say in this, yeah?"

Miyako: "Of course you don't Death clearly hates us."

Deidara: "Mi chan why are you always so mean, yeah?"

Miyako: "What I'm just stating the truth Dei kun"

Death'sDoor: *clears throat*

Dei&Mi: "What?"

Death'sDoor: "Disclaimer"

Sasori: "Death'sDoor does not own Naruto except Miyako."

Death'sDoor: "Thank you Sasori san, enjoy!"

Deidara strolls through Iwagakure after collecting his clay for his explosive 'art'. Suddenly he spots a small crowd gathering around and becomes curious of what scene lies ahead: His eyes widen when he spots a beautiful gypsy dancing to music being played by other gypsies. She is wearing a purple skirt with a red waist scarf tied at her swaying hips, gold coins jingle off the fabric. A black corset covers the bottom half of her white off the shoulder short sleeved blouse, a red rose lies in the center of her breast on the shirt. Around her neck lies a string of red pearl with a ruby rose pendant in the middle, her bandana. She has soft pale skin with high cheek bones and full red lips, her eyes are honey hazel with a glint of black mischief. Her hair is past her waist in brunette silk and is tied in a loose pony tail with a red ribbon. The bangles on her wrists jingle in her erotic dance: she has one gold hoop attached to a red pearl on her right ear and two anklets one on each ankle. The blonde artist stares at her alien beauty considering that the other gypsies were dark haired and dark eyed she is mystical in every aspect as her steps are fleeting into the tune of the flute and the beat of the tambourine. The crowd cheers as they throw coins into a purple hat on the ground before the young dancer.

Deidara's POV:

Never have I seen anything so beautiful so graceful so…artistic. This is true art as her hips sway and her light feet prance this dance will soon end just like true art. I don't know what it is but there is something about her that seems so familiar as if I've met her once before…as if in a dream.

Sasori: "Deidara what are you looking at?"

Me: "Nothing Sasori sempai, yeah"

Sasori: "I didn't know Iwa had gypsies"

Me: "Only once a year that means today is the Festival of Fools, yeah"

Sasori: "So who is that woman do you know her?"

Me: "I don't know who she is but for some reason I feel as if I've met her before, yeah"

Sasori: "Well we still have a lot of time so I guess we can stick around for the festival."

Suddenly a kid whistles and alerts the gypsies the woman grabs the hat but spills half the coins in the process and she rushes to pick them up. Two anbu smirk at her and one grabs her the other takes the hat full of coins.

Anbu 1: "Where'd you get the money gypsy?"

Gypsy: "For your information I earned it!"

Anbu 1: "Gypsies don't earn money."

Anbu 2: "They steal it."

The first guard gropes her ass and quickly gets a kick to the groin the other gets kneed in the face she quickly takes her earned coins and runs from the scene with the anbu coming after her. I watch in amazement and quickly notice that she dropped four coins in her haste I pick them up and toss them in a familiar purple hat by an "old man" in a navy blue cloak with a smoking pipe but I know it's her she used a shadow clone to distract the two anbu.

Deidara: "Sasori danna let me show you how we celebrate the festival of fools, yeah!"

Sasori: "Hn"

3rd Person POV

Deidara and Sasori watch as gypsies juggle and sing and celebrate at the festival soon the Raikage attends the celebration as planned every year. He sits on the throne designated for him and him alone. Deidara narrows his eyes in hatred when he spots the kage, but his attention is soon pulled away when a gypsy with a violet and gold eye mask jumps up onto the stage.

Gypsy: "Come one come all see the mystery and romance! Come one come all see the finest girl in the land make an entrance to entrance! Dance la Rina! DANCE!"

In puff of red smoke the gypsy disappears and in his place is the gypsy dancer from berfore except this time her attire is skin tight crimson dress with a shimmering violet sash tied around her waist her hair is down and free from all ties with many roses connected by beads within the brunette locks. Her left bang is pulled back revealing two honey hazel eyes surrounded by coal black liner a golden tiara with three rubies lays a top her head pinned to her scalp. She is holding a tambourine and beats it against her swaying hips in a most seductive rhythm. The Raikage appears completely disgusted with her antics and she soon takes notice and drops her tambourine. She twists and turns and out her hand in the blink of an eye appears a violet shimmering scarf with the sun, moon, and stars imprinted on it.

Raikage: "Look at that disgusting display"

Anbu: "Yes sir!"

She twirls and twists lightly on her feet and is soon sitting on the Raikage's lap she uses the scarf to pull him in as if giving him a kiss but soon pulls away to push his hat down on his face. He angrily yanks the scarf away from his neck and pulls his hat up to see the enchantress spin and do a front flip. She stands in place and slides down into the splits, she whips her hair back and notices Deidara she gives him a quick wink and picks herself up swiftly. The dancer then takes a spear from one of the other gypsies and stabs it into the center of the stage and jumps on to it. She spins and twirls to the ground earning cheers from hot blooded men and nods her head once signaling that she is finished. The crowd spits out gold coins to the stage, Deidara flicks a coin towards her with his thumb although the Raikage is still displeased with her act. The Raikage soon sees Deidara and Sasori and immediately is alarmed.

Raikage: "Akatsuki! GUARDS!"

Deidara: "Shit looks like we're leaving early yeah!"

The gypsy turns to the Raikage with a frown placed on her ruby lips.

Dancer: "Now wait just a minute it's the feast of fools and they're not doing any harm why should you arrest them when we are missing nins ourselves?"

Raikage: "You defy me gypsy girl?"

Dancer: "Considering I already made a fool of you why yes indeed I do defy your logic."

Raikage: "Guards arrest her!"

Dancer: "Let's see there's one, two, three, four….so there's ten of you and one of me?" *pulls out handkerchief* "Oh what is a poor girl like me to do?" *fake cries and blows harshly into the handkerchief*

The gypsy disappears into a puff of red smoke the Raikage pulls back horrified.

Raikage: "WITCH CRAFT!"

Dancer: "Oh boys!"

The guards turn to see the gypsy at the buffet table batting her eyelashes adorably they chase after her and she quickly jumps into the crowd waving at them. The guards jump after only to fall flat on their faces, she climbs up on top of a podium and disappears under a large red cloth. A gypsy on stilts picks up the cloth to reveal that she has escaped without a trace. Deidara and Sasori used this distraction to take their leave.

Outside of Iwagakure…

Deidara: "That was close, yeah"

Sasori: "You got that right although I do wonder what's going on now."

Deidara: "I hope that dancer is okay she was surrounded by anbu."

Dancer: "Last I checked I did say I was a missing nin like you two Akatsuki."

Deidara's POV

"Last I checked I did say I was a missing nin like you two Akatsuki." My eyes widen slightly as I hear her honey sweet voice drip with mischief she walks out from behind a tree wearing the outfit from when we first saw her dancing for coins her hands on her hips. "I see now what is it that you want?" I hear Sasori danna ask indifferently she chuckles "I only want a thank you and I'll be on my way to the next village." Sasori, un amused, "Thank you." He eyes me sternly "Thank you miss, yeah" I say quickly she takes a graceful bow "You're very welcome now if you don't mind I bid you adieu" she says sweetly and begins to walk away. I can't help but want to know her name in case I see her again "WAIT!" she turns expectantly with a bored look on her face which might I say is absolutely adorable on her "What's your name, yeah?" she grins "Tsukiko Akemi at your service, but please don't wear it out I'm supposed to be dead." "If you faked your death why are you telling us?" Sasori asks haughty. She snickers "Because I feel like it and I doubt anyone will believe you I did after all put on quite a show, now I know you" she points at Sasori "But I don't know you, care to enlighten me with your name?" she gestures to me "Iwa Deidara, yeah" Akemi puts her hand to her chin as if to appear in deep thought "Deidara…hmmm…yup I will remember that." She drops her hand and disappears into a puddle of water her voice echoes throughout the area "We shall meet again till then au revoir"

I stare at the puddle amazed how did she fake her death and most importantly why? I would kill to live in a village that would accept my art and most all get away from the Akatsuki. Although the only reason I never planned to escape is because of Sasori danna he's the only one who understands my passion. I hope I see her again though I don't know why, there's something about her that draws me to her like a moth to a flame.