There comes a time when you need the closet space, in my case planning a remodel due to a "prego" wife. So you decide to liquidate some 15 years of merch. You know every generation of Nintendo Game boy and the corresponding generation of the game it needed to be paired with to play. Plushes, plastic figurines, shirts, and the card collection, oh the cards you don't dare count as the sheer volume must surely be approaching infinity. As you sort, take pics of sets that make sense to you, and post on E-Bay, do you remember...
Astounding with Alazakam's Psybeam
Brawling with Beedrill's Poison Jab
Choosing Charmander in Gen I
Demolishing Dragonite with a OHKO Ice Beam
Evolving Eevee into something different in a new play through
Fishing 5,000 Feebass before finding a shinny one
Groaning because Gastrodon just ate a critical hit! Giga Drain
Hitting hard with Honchkrow's Sucker Punch
Irritating yourself with MissingNo game crashes
Joking about the racial controversy of Jynx
Kissing a girl because she gave you her Kingdra card
Laughing about Lopunny's sexulized controversy
Moving about a cave without Flash active
Never playing the Nuzlocke challenge...ever again!
Omastar Hail to the Helix
Punishing all comers with a bulky Pachirisu
Questioning why clearly levitating Pokemon in the anime don't have levitate as a ability in game
Ravaging everyone with Rayquaza-Mega
Stunning with a Swellow Facade sweep
Terrorizing with a Togekiss serene grace fueled Air Slash
Underestimating rather painfully a Unfezant's super luck
Vilifying Vanilluxe's design
Wonder Trade Wednesday, and getting to battle with NAPPY, and PKsparkz
Xatu and it's magic bounce causing your opponent to miss play that turn
Yearing for a Yanma with speed boost, F'n compound eyes...
Zapdos zapping with Zap Cannon
Well this is one Pokemon Master that's caught them all for the last time.
…...until gen VII that is :P
(GameFreak owns Pokemon, sadly I don't)
