There comes a time when you need the closet space, in my case planning a remodel due to a "prego" wife. So you decide to liquidate some 15 years of merch. You know every generation of Nintendo Game boy and the corresponding generation of the game it needed to be paired with to play. Plushes, plastic figurines, shirts, and the card collection, oh the cards you don't dare count as the sheer volume must surely be approaching infinity. As you sort, take pics of sets that make sense to you, and post on E-Bay, do you remember...

Astounding with Alazakam's Psybeam

Brawling with Beedrill's Poison Jab

Choosing Charmander in Gen I

Demolishing Dragonite with a OHKO Ice Beam

Evolving Eevee into something different in a new play through

Fishing 5,000 Feebass before finding a shinny one

Groaning because Gastrodon just ate a critical hit! Giga Drain

Hitting hard with Honchkrow's Sucker Punch

Irritating yourself with MissingNo game crashes

Joking about the racial controversy of Jynx

Kissing a girl because she gave you her Kingdra card

Laughing about Lopunny's sexulized controversy

Moving about a cave without Flash active

Never playing the Nuzlocke challenge...ever again!

Omastar Hail to the Helix

Punishing all comers with a bulky Pachirisu

Questioning why clearly levitating Pokemon in the anime don't have levitate as a ability in game

Ravaging everyone with Rayquaza-Mega

Stunning with a Swellow Facade sweep

Terrorizing with a Togekiss serene grace fueled Air Slash

Underestimating rather painfully a Unfezant's super luck

Vilifying Vanilluxe's design

Wonder Trade Wednesday, and getting to battle with NAPPY, and PKsparkz

Xatu and it's magic bounce causing your opponent to miss play that turn

Yearing for a Yanma with speed boost, F'n compound eyes...

Zapdos zapping with Zap Cannon

Well this is one Pokemon Master that's caught them all for the last time.

…...until gen VII that is :P

(GameFreak owns Pokemon, sadly I don't)