K-POP

Wesker: Chris…

Chris: [Humming song]

Wesker: CHRIS!

Chris: What is it Captain Wesker?

Wesker: Could you hum another song besides this song?

Chris: What's wrong with this song!

Wesker: Are you still three years old!

Chris: No I'm not!

Wesker: Then why have you been humming Twinkle Twinkle Little Star for forty five minutes straight.

Chris: Really? Wow must be annoying.

Wesker: You don't say…

15 minutes later…

Chris: Umm…Captain Wesker?

Wesker: [takes off earphone] what is it Redfield?

Chris: Uhh…are you listening to Girls Generation, Gee?

Wesker: Don't be preposterous! What makes you think that I'm listening to such girlish songs, Mr. Redfield?

Chris: Then would you mind to explain their album on your desk?

Wesker: I-I um…bought that for um…Jill's birthday present.

Chris: But her birthday was over like 4 months ago? And since when did Jill like to listen to K-Pop?

Wesker: It seems that you do not know her very well.

Chris: I'm her partner…

Wesker: Partners also keeps secrets from other people as well.

Chris: Hey…a diary. [Picks it up and start to scan through]

Wesker: Chris…what's that in your hand [eyebrows twitched]

Chris: Dear Diary, I'm sooooo lucky today! I finally bought Girls Generations newest album, Genie and Gee! I also managed to buy Shinee's albums too! I love Sunny and Jonghyun…

Wesker: That could belong to anybody her-

Chris: Written and Property of Albert Wesker-

Wesker: It could be any Albert Wesker in the world…

Chris: Officer in the RDP and leader of S.T.A.R.S alpha team in Raccoon City.

Wesker: …

Chris: I used to have so much respect for you.

Wesker: …

Chris: I'm leaving. [Walks out from room]

Wesker: Chrisssss…I'll make sure that I'll have my revenge on you one day…