I just couldn't stay away! Now for onto yet another despicable HP character... Dolores Umbridge... However, to keep within FF.N rules, I'm writing drabbles and poems with each piece of the list. Enjoy!
Umbridge is a Bitch, a pink fuzzy Bitch.
She is also like a Toad. Not a frog, but a Toad.
Her sweater is horrendous, her detentions even more so.
I mean really, aren't Blood Quills illegal?
Most wanted Harry to beat Voldemort, that is their wish.
Others cheered when Dumbles died, and others went into sulk mode.
Many people cried when Severus Snape let go.
And don't even get me started on that nasty lying beetle.
But something most can all agree on, whether part of the Order or Death Eaters is,
Most of us are still waiting for the the death, of the toad known as Umbridge!
1. Umbitch
2. Toadlorus Umbitch
3. Hem Hembridge
4. That Ugly Toad
5. Fuzzy Pink Bitch
6. Toadbridge
As always, don't forget to review and suggest names for the list!
