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... And then Buffy killed Edward THE END
Chapter 1
The morning I arrived in Forks, I knew. This was a town that I could really sink my teeth into. Somewhere I could relax, and not worry about demons, werewolves or, Lord forbid, another vampire. I'd had enough of those to last me a life time, especially the vampires.. Angel.. I thought wistfully as I stared out of my new bedroom window in our new house.
I ran my hand along the wooden windowsill, realizing only too late that it hadn't been sanded down yet and was covered in splinters. I cried out in pain, as a medium sized wooden spike became stuck in my arm.
Blood welled up around the wound, and I feared that by pulling it free, I would die from blood loss! I couldn't chance it. I dashed down stairs, taking the steps three at a time, and almost taking them 10 at a time because of it...
Sprinting down the hallway I realized with a growing terror, that we didn't have any bandages yet... That was why I was alone in the house, Mum had gone to buy enough supplies to last us the winter! I struggled to calm my breathing and scrambled outside, looking around wildly.
I hadn't brushed my hair this morning, and because I get the most fantastic bed-hair EVER, my head looked like it hosted a field of grass that had been mowed by a maniac. So it was almost no surprise when a surprisingly plain-faced brown-haired girl of around my own age screamed at the sight of me running towards her.
She was, of course, my neighbour. I had done background research on all the residents of the town before I agreed to moving here, because you can NEVER be too careful. Isabella Swan, Bella for short. Quite popular in this town, and I could see why. She matched this plain terrain perfectly. Blended in just enough, but not so much that no one noticed her. She was quite the player and had a large number of males lining up, just begging her to bed them. She had said no to all of them so far, but that other fella, Edward Cullen was his name. He was snuggling up to her quite nicely.
It was probably incest.
"Oh please!" I begged her. "I ran out of bandages at my house, you have to help me!! I'M GOING TO BLEED TO DEATH!!"
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