Chapter 1
This is gonna be some messed up writing and ships. I promise I have a serious account. This just isn't it. Oh also this has ooc characters because this is supposed to be bad. Finally, definitely, there I've spelled it right once in the chapter.
I defiantly need to get gooder friends. I thought this thought to me self as I watch the current gang start playing al fiem online in the most stupid dramatic way possible. I shed s few limpid tears. Not agin affer I ha just setled down wif ma knew homies an now gotta find a new group. I look around the courtyard. Hmmmmmmmmmm. There's theses people, the one obsessedddd with someone's "daragim" balls and another who are lik supper ninjas wif powers and then there's the people who r ruled by this creepy catlike thing and the people who do sports, the gAy swim team, the club that uses animals to fight for their problems, and...The club that fights giant stupid naked people. Awwww yeah. I thinks this to me self and run with sum toast in me mouth bc that's how have romantic encounters. Something runs into me and I dramatically fall following all my research from life alert commercials. I look up and see dis shirt guy starin at me. He has black hair in an under cut and he's wearing a tight black McDonald's (was supposed to say mcr) shirt and sum grey skinny jeans. "Nice jeans.." I am cut off by a horse. "It's pronounced like jaune not jeans." Me thinks me has found me new friends. "Hey what's your name." The short black haired guy gives me this tender look so I tell him. "Hi my name is Buttercup Frosting Sprinkles Cherry Pink and I have long blonde hair that I put glitter in and wear my red cherry hat everyday and it also has white streaks in it people say I dress like lady gaga but I just don't see it and because my last name is pink I have no one to even possible be incestually related to. Also that is me name you killed my father prepare to die." Levi seems interested so I head toward me new friends for the shingeki no kyojin club. "Dis gonna be lit." Me screams.
A/N: Waz it goood?!
Hey if anyone has any crack ships they would like to see in this please feel free to pm me. Please please review. I would really like to hear feedback even if it's bad so that I know if this is worth continuing (not that this was hard to write). Anyway, please review. Also, the next chapter will be Levi's point of view for their meeting which will look a lot different from Buttercup's. Thanks for reading!
~Troll-chan