Cullen Family IM
Edward: LovingBella
Bella: TotalKlutz
Alice: PhsycikVisionare
Carlisle: Doc.Cullen
Esme: VampireMum
Emmett: GraniteMan
Rosalie: 2GoodLookin'
Jasper: FeelingU
LovingBella has logged on to talk to Bella.
TotalKlutz has logged on because of boredom and lack of Edward.
PhysickVisionare has logged on to see if anybody wants a makeover.
PhysickVisionare: ANYONE WANT A MAKEOVER?
LovingBella: Oh God no.
TotalKlutz: LOL.
LovingBella: Hello Bella. I miss you.
TotalKlutz: Edward!!
LovingBella: Bella? Is something wrong?
PhysickVisionare: No. She just needs you.
TotalKlutz: -teardrop-
LovingBella: Bella! Don't cry! I love you even though I'm in bedroom jail. –Growl-Carlisle...
GraniteMan has logged on to sing new "log in" theme song.
GraniteMan: hey guys! Manamana doo doo doo doo doo...
TotalKlutz: WTF??
GraniteMan: it's my new and improved "log in" song. :)
LovingBella: God Emmett, WHO THE HECK CARES?
2GoodLookin' has logged in to defend husband.
2GoodLookin': SHUT UP EDWARD! He's my hubby and he does whatever he wants! Although Emmett, it is kind of lame.
TotalKlutz: Hey! Don't talk to my FIANCEE like that! And yes, it is very lame.
PhysickVisionare: Emmett is crying guys. I had another vision.
GraniteMan: -sob-
Doc.Cullen has logged in to watch the show.
Doc.Cullen: ooh! I'm going to get some popcorn! ESME! MAKE ME SOME POPCORN!
VampireMom has logged in to kick Carlisle's A.
VampireMom: CARLISLE!!-Gonna-bite-you-till-you-die glare -
Doc.Cullen: uh oh...Crap!
VampireMom: GET IT YOURSELF! I AIN'T THE MAID IN THE HOUSE!
GraniteMan: Mom?-sob-
VampireMom: Yes sweetheart?
GraniteMan: Can you bake me cookies?
VampireMom: ...OH MY GOD! GET IT YOURSELF! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?
Everyone: YES.
VampireMom logged out due to hyperventilating issues.
LovingBella: where were we?
TotalKlutz: oh yeah! Don't talk to him like that Rosalie!
2GoodLookin': Oh yeah? MAKE ME. –Gonna-eat-you stare-
FeelingU has logged in to stop emotions.
PhysickVisionare: Guys! Guys! Let's just stop okay! There is only 1 solution to this problem.
FeelingU: Yes PLEASE! I'm getting sick and dizzy! So much for the peacefulness treaty!
PhysickVisionare: The 1 solution to this problem is...
-Drum roll-
PhysickVisionare: SHOPPING AND MAKE-OVERS!
Everyone: -groan-
FeelingU has left due to nausea.
Doc.Cullen has left b/c he doesn't like make-overs.
TotalKlutz has left because shopping is her worst nightmare.
LovingBella has left because TotalKlutz left.
GraniteMan: Hey? Isn't that 2?
PhysickVisionare: Where did everybody go?
GraniteMan: uh... Umm...err I have to go too ali-
PhysickVisionare: Don't be silly! Let's go! I'll meet you at your room in ten.
PhysickVisionare has left to go shopping with GraniteMan.
2GoodLookin' has left to go shopping with GraniteMan and PhysickVisionare.
GraniteMan: Phew! Ten minutes will be enough to run away!
Ten seconds later...
(Alice comes with Rosalie and takes Emmett by his arms)
GraniteMan: Hey?! I THOUGHT adsyufgwehjbsfdc THAT YOU fcj,hbf WERE GOING TO MEET iygwhjbef ME IN 10!
PhysickVisionare: Yeah! 10 SECONDS!
GraniteMan: ! Crap! You (beeps!)
GraniteMan has logged off because of Rose and Alice.