Now, let me tell you one thing.

Peter does not, I repeat, does NOT have a weak bladder. If he were to
use the bathroom at 7:30 in the morning, he could hold it until 5 in
the afternoon.

Just some background information.

Now, you know it's an emergency when Petey is literally /sprinting/ to
the bathroom. It was all the way on the other side of the building and
he really wasn't sure he'd be able to make it. Especially with people
crowding the hallways. He couldn't stop to apologize when he bumped
into people, and was desperately trying to hold it just long enough to
make it to the toilet in time.

Heck, he'd man up and use a urinal if he had to.

He almost screamed in frustration when he saw a couple of bullies
blocking the doorway to the bathroom. He knew they wouldn't let him in
so easily. He quickly devised a plan to rush under their legs and make
it into the stall in time.

Petey looked like a blur of pink and blue as he ran towards the two
and attempted to duck under their legs. It didn't quite go as smoothly
as he wanted.

The bullies flew into the air and landed on top of him.

There was no way to get out of it.

He attempted to struggle out from under them before he pissed himself
and humiliated himself infront of about everyone staring at him.

No, Petey would not embarrass himself in front of everyone today.

He gathered all of the strength in his arms and pushed the bullies off
of him before crawling to the stall. The bullies came after him, but
Pete wasn't having it. He turned around and pushed them again before
locking himself in the stall. Everyone in the hallways had gone back
to making clatter and doing what they were doing before, while the
bullies waited outside for him.

Once he relieved himself he had to think of another plan to get past
the bullies again. He's only really fast when it's an emergency, like
almost peeing his pants. This was a problem. This was a really big
problem.

"Come on out! We're waiting!"

Pete gulped. He could tell the bullies were close to the stall, so if
he could swing the door hard enough...

They didn't open that way.

Shit!

"We aren't gonna wait any longer."

Pete sighed and hesitantly unlocked the door, opened it slowly, and
dashed past them.

He didn't have the same speed or strength he did before, and was
caught by the collar and thrown to the ground.

It seemed that being beaten by a few bullies until a prefect came by
and busted their asses was worth not pissing himself in front of
everyone.

A/N: Wrote this when I had to pee really badly.
And since I haven't really written Petey I guess eh well why not.
Also, Petey and pee both start with p. And their second letter is an e. ...I don't think this is a coincidence... ene

So what do you think of the sexy cover picture huh I know it's beautiful like Lola oh man Lola is so beautiful I think she must eat a lot of peas okay I'm gonna shut up now. ._.