Kay, this is my first fic ever!
DISCLAIMER: Obviously I don't own the doctor.. but I want to.. :))
"Hey doctor?" Rose called out as she entered the control room.
"Yeah?" The Doctor said back to her, but with a slight question tone.
"Well, you know how on Earth, people combine celebrity's names when they form a relationship?"
"Yes..." he replied wondering where this was going.
"Yeah, well you know Mickey?"
"Ahh... Rickey the idiot! What's he got to do with this?"
"Ah, but you just addressed it." Rose added on more when he looked confused. "Rickey. It's like Mickey but with an 'r'."
The Doctor still didn't get it, but he grinned and said "Okay, It's Mickey with an R. I knew all humans weren't stupid."
"Gah! You don't get it!!" Rose said aggravated. "Go back to the start of the conversation."
"What, about how humans call celebrity couples a mixture of their names? I never did get that... Why exactly do humans do that?"
"Never mind that! Do you get it yet?" Rose asked.
"I'm sorry but I don't. Why don't you explain," The Doctor said.
"Well, Rickey is like Mickey with an 'r' as I said before. Where did the 'r' come from?" she questioned.
"I'm not really sure. It just worked."
"Well, I know a name that starts with an 'r'. And in a matter of speaking, it could be like a celebrity relationship name.."
"Someone with an 'r' for their first name.. I don't know anyone with an 'r' for their first name..." The Doctor said confused.
"Weeellll..." Rose said, exactly like The Doctor. "I know someone with an 'r' for their first name.."
"Who?" The Doctor asked excitedly.
"Me."
"What? Me doesn't start with an 'r'. Are you okay?"
"I'm perfectly fine. And I didn't mean 'me'. I meant my name. Rose."
"WHAT!?!?"
~Finite.~
Kay, that's all. Bet you're relieved. :). Pretty bad. R&R please. Um.. yeah, 'bout all.