A/N: I am so sorry. 3 am crack with my friend Nick. And well, you know how that goes.
Sherlock: JOHN IM NOT REAL OMG GONNA JUMP WATCH ME DO A FLIP
John: OMG SHERLOCK THAT WAS SO CUUL I GREW A MUSE TASH
BUT SHERLY WHY I LOVED YOU WHY DID YOU GOOOO I DID IT TO SAVE YOU JAWN FUCK SHERLOCK YOURE BACK
Sherlock: MORIARTY SAYS HI
JOHN. I DID IT. FOR YOUR MUSTACHE.
john: hwah
Sherlock: YOUR MUSTACHE IS THE KEY JOHN
John: heat
Sherlock: QUICK! GIVE ME YOUR MUSTACHE
John: hwah
Sherlock: NOW WE LETS GO BACK TO THE APARTMENT
John: hwah
Sherlock: OMG SOMEONE ELSE HAS THE MUSTACHE THIS IS FAKE
John: hwah
Sherlock: TURNS OUT BOTH WERE FAKE WHO WOULD OF THUNK
john: okay.
Anderson: I HATE ALL OF YOU
: SHERLOCK PICK UP THAT MUSTACHE IM YOUR LANDLORD NOT YOUR MAID OMG GONNA MAKE SUM TEA SAUCE
Sherlock: landLADY. HOUSEKEEPER GOD MRS HUDSON DO YOU EVEN KNO WHO YOU IS ANYMORE
Mrs. Hudson: OMG UR WRITE. SOMEONE JUST BROKE IN I THINK THEY RANG FOR YOU. I MADE THEM TEA RAIDED THE HOUSE FOR YOUR MUSTACHE
Sherlock: OMG MRS HUDSON UR SO DAFT LIKE WHY WELL LETS HOPE THEY DIDNT TAKE JOHN'S LAPTOP TOO, UNLESS THEY LIKE PORN
Sherlock: OK JOHN WE CAN TRACK THIS MAN USING YOUR EMAIL OR . GUNA BIE SO DANK MAN
John: SHERLOCK THIS IS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATING ME I AM FEELING REALLY SEXUALLY FLUSTERED
John: THATS IT SHERLOCK IM GOING DOWNSTAIRS TO HAVE A WANK BREAK WITH MS HUDSON HORNET FROM THE DISNEY PIXAR MOVIE CARS
Sherlock: OKEY MY DEAR WATSON JUST BE BACK SOON ILL MISS U KISS KISS
John: *YELLS FROM BACKGROUND* AND DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING TEA OR I'LL SHOVE MY THUMB UP YOUR OVER ANALYZING ASS
Sherlock: *DUMPS TEA ON THE CARPET* OOPS JAWN I SPILLT IT IVE BEEN NAUGHTY
John: *FLALES ARMS AROUND* DATS IT HERE COMES MAH THUMB *COMES A RUNNING WITH ARMS STILL FLALING AROUND*
Sherly: OH NO JAWN NOT THE THUMB
John: BRADABADMADALADALADA *SHOVES THUMB IN OWN ASS TO ACTIVATE SUPER THUMB ASS THRUSTERS EXTREME MK2 IRON MAN FLIGHT SHIT*
Sherlock: JAWN ARE YOU OKAY JAWN-
John: MS HUDSON HORNET GET MEH MAH DERM TEA B4 I FLY AWAY
Hudson of Mrs: HERES YOUR TEA DEAR OH MY GOOD HEAVENS JAWN, HAVE SOME DECENCY
Sherlock: NO JAWN DONT HAVE DECENCY. I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM IN FIVE MINUTES WEARING THE DEERSTALKER AND ONLY THE DEER STALKER
Mrs. Hudson: DONT YOU BOYS MAKE A MESS. NOT UR HOUSEKEEPER
Jawn: NO SHERUK SRY GOTA GO GROW A MUSTACHE AND FUCK MS HUDSON HORNET AND SHIT BYE
Sherlock: JAWN WAIT NO WHAT ABOUT YOUR THUMB
Jawn: GUD BI JN LUV U
MY THUMB WILL LIVE ON IN UR FRTS GOOOOOODBBBBYYYYYEEEEEEE *SLOWLY GETS SOFTER AND SOFTER LIKE SHERLOCKS PENIS*
Sherlock: REST IN PEACE
Finnnnn
A/N: And thanks for bearing through that. I love you all so much for actually reading this and I am so sorry. I promise that the rest of my work wont be this awful. Unless of course you want more of this which I doubt. Anywhore, I hope you enjoyed~ Ta!