Gary saw Ash. He tried to talk to him, but he was interrupted by one of his eyes falling out of his sockets.
Gary wanted to continue, but he sneezed and a pair of huge snots hanged from his nostrils.
Gary wanted to continue, but out of his empty socket came out a Caterpie and retched a bunch of bloody maggots.
Gary wanted to continue, but his duct-taped ballsack fell off. He had to sew it back.
Gary wanted to continue, but he shoved a finger in his ear and took it out. It was covered in hairy earwax and worms.
Gary wanted to continue, but he farted. He farted too hard and he accidentally shitted his liver out.
Gary wanted to continue, but his head fell off and turned into a bunch of disgusting Madagascar hissing cockroaches. It was so vile that Ash died. But Gary revived him by thinking about gothic napalm badgers, for no reason at all.
Gary wanted to continue, but the bass dropped, killing the fucking shit out of Ash. Gary revived him again, by sacrificing an exploding whale's hymen to a wart named Goozerbooze, for no reason at all.
Gary wanted to continue, but he accidentally swallowed his own asshole. It traversed through the thorax, lungs and found Gary's soul. It shitted in there and went back, satisfied as fuck.
Gary wanted to continue, but he nosebled. He also nosevomited and nosepissed. The substances merged and transformed into a repugnance incarnate. It was so scary that Gary married it. In their first night, Gary grew an exhaust pipe for an anus and shitted in her womb. Then she gave birth to a bunch of carbuncles with nailed Swiss Knives for limbs who sang happy songs that sounded like a garbled dubstep roar divided by zero and mixed with garlic. Gary hated garlic so killed the fuck out of them.
Gary wanted to continue, but he snotted with ardour and his radioactive boogers became shining dragons who sang about how evil actually Gary is.
Gary wanted to continue, but his digestive liquids leaked out of his dickhole, melting his pants and growing a huge dick on it's own. It then dickslapped Gary and went away, singing of benefits of smoking...it's benefits for nature, as it kills humans.
Gary wanted to continue, but his butt had enough. It destroyed the Earth with a buttock punch, for no reason at all. It then snarled in rage and queefed aggressively, tearing a hole time-space continuum, then killing the fuck out of it's past selves.
Gary wanted to continue, but his rotten bladder stunk so bad, it was blearing his vision. He punched his face in his abdomen and bit his own bladder out. Shuddering, he licked it thoroughtly and ate with wild abandon, burping out a piece, and 'aahhh'-ing, rubbing his tummy.
Gary wanted to continue, but he wanted to taste some ass. He shoved his face in his own butt, feeling the hairiness and warts, circling his tongue around his dingleberries and hemorrhoids. Hungrily biting his own anus, he moaned at the disgusting flavor of shit. He wanted more, so he shoved his tongue deeper, relishing in the taste of the lube.
Gary wanted to continue, but he suddenly came. Ash was so enraged, he dropkicked Gary so hard, he became 2-dimensional!
And to this day, boys and girls, Gary tries to talk to Ash, but miserably fails for reasons.
All because of a glitch, caused by Ash fucking with Flannery instead of fighting her then killing the fuck out of Rayquaza and frying it up in Sootopolis City. Ash's Pikachu and his friends go and snack on the fried dragon to this day, boys and girls.