The Akatsuki and Hypnosis
By Alex Young
Somewhere in Hyannis, 2:00 pm. September 13, 2012
The Akatsuki have built an underground bunker home out of a few shipping containers welded together width wise for compactness. Itachi had been pacing around the garage area starved for ideas, when he suddenly remembered something about his visual prowess that should enable him to hypnotize anyone. "Leader, I have an idea." Itachi presented to Pain. "Lead on, Itachi." Pain replied. "I think we may be able to subvert some people into supporting our quest for world domination through hypnosis." The Uchiha continued. "We could make some young girls into prostitutes to raise some funding for our operations." Kakuzu proposed. "Whatever the motivation, we'll need you to show us these hypnosis properties of yours, Itachi." Pain requested. "More specifically, myself." Kisame cited with his video camera in hand. "It's settled, then. I will demonstrate to you the power of sharingan hypnosis." Itachi proclaimed as he set off in search of his prey with Kisame in toe.
Out in Nickerson state park, 3:00 pm
Itachi and Kisame were trundling the woods looking for a suitable target for the sharingan hypnosis, when they spotted a young girl that's 18-19 years of age. Kisame had already started recording prior to the hypnosis strike. "Alright, Mangekyo Sharigan!" Itachi breezed stoically as his visual prowess locked its gaze with that of his intended target. Success! Now to return to the Akatsuki hideout for bragging rights.
Back at the Akatsuki hideout, 4:00 pm
"Leader, The hypnosis was a success!" Itachi proclaimed still very stoic about it all, as he brought his victim in. "I have the footage to prove it." Kisame offered as he uploaded the video file into the DVR. "A fine specimen, indeed." Kakuzu remarked. "If the bitch escapes, I'll sacrifice her to lord Jashin!" Hidan threatened. "What timeless, eternal art." Sasori soothed as he fingered her hypnotized, playboy bunny clad figure. "If any of this means anything, then the hypnosis is definitely going to be one of our tools of world conquest." Tobi/Madara mused from behind the scenes as he left for his room to further review what had transpired with the hypnosis.