Title: Love at First Sight
Genre: Crack!
Word Count: 316
Fandom/ Pairing: House/ FY/ Ranma, House/ Female! Ranma
Prompt: Young House travels to Japan, while the Suzaku/ Seiryuu fight is taking place. He meets female! Ranma
For: Shiinabambi, who gets showered with cookies.
Love at First SightFourteen-year old Gregory House was not having a happy flight. No.
He had upset the contents of his stomach at least twice, and was close to murdering his horrible strict father, who refused to acknowledge his pain, and his overindulgent mother, who was cooing over him like he was a two-year old.
Add flight attendants who didn't understand proper English, and you get a potentially deadly combination.
The flight from Okinawa to Tokyo seemed very long.
As they neared Tokyo, and flew over tall skyscrapers, Gregory felt much better. At least the disco-dancing flight would land soon.
And then he saw something, which made his jaw drop. A huge, goddamnedinsane gigantic- huge Phoenix was battling a dragon.
House declared to himself that he was officially dead or dreaming.
And then the pilot made an announcement. " Due to huge birdie fight we land imme- imme- dately."
House didn't bother about the English, but about his life now.
Oh God. This was gonna be one hell of a ride.
The plane landed with a crash and a thump among green foliage and taxied down the makeshift runway.
The plane bounced and jumped and finally stopped.
House made a run for the door before he flooded the whole plane in a sea of his wonderful sushi lunch, before-
A busty girl in a red dress chasing a panda knocked him over.
And Gregory House fell down, and as he saw her, he fell in love.
At first sight.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" she yelped and she pulled House to his feet.
"But-
And she was gone. Like the wind.
" Blech! Do you think House is such a sugary-sweet romantic to fall in love at first sight?" Foreman asked, as he shook the test tube.
"That's what he told me." Wilson said, with a knowing smirk on his face.
" Sometimes House can be impractical too."