In a multitude of different universes, we open the door to an infinite amount of possibilities. In this universe, we have the addition of Team RWBY's fifth adorkable member Bleu Greann. Now Bleu's attire consisted of a blue hoodie, an orange scarf and leggings, her appearance was shorter than most with blue hair with green highlights all while supporting a most generous rack. As this girl's affections grew stronger for her leader Ruby Rose, she almost feared her favorite waifu would never return her feelings. However, there was another girl who did find Bleu enticing, a Faunus by the name of Iyla Siren. Despite being a second year, Iyla was the same age as Bleu given that she attended Beacon at age sixteen. She had long straight blonde hair, a gray buttoned vest, a white dress shirt underneath and a white "combat" skirt. Her animal trait was that of an octopus Faunus, for her clothes had to have four holes on the back to fit four rather lengthy tentacles that usually are curled up into four very noticeable balls of slimy flesh. However, every time she gazed upon little miss blueberry her tentacles would shiver at the chance to grope this girl. During a little exchange between Jaune and Ruby, Bleu's worse fear was believing Ruby might actually be straight, eliminating any chance for her love to return her affections. Thus one faithful day, when all Bleu wanted to do was to be alone in the library, as she sat down to read her comics, Iyla intruded on her privacy.

"HEEEEEYYYY Bleeeeuuuu," The octopus chirped.

Bleu looked up at her visitor who stood on the other side of the table with a wide grin, then moaned, "Oh, uh hey Iyla."

"SOOOOO, a little birdy told me that you like girls."

Astonished that Iyla, someone she barely knew came across this information, the nerd answered, "Um, yeah I'm a lesbian. So what?"

"Well you knooooow," The octopus girl sang as her tentacles unraveled and slowly snaked their way under the table, the slimy limbs ever so slightly creeping up on the nerd's legs, "I just wondered if you've come across any girls you fancied."

The hooded girl soured remembering the moment her crush Ruby and Jaune had, then whispered with a small croak in her voice, "I did...But I don't think she even likes girls."

"Well you know," Iyla leaned in closer, fighting her tentacles' urges to reach from under this girl and molest the shit out of her. "Maybe you just need a better gaydar."

And with that, Bleu's eyes twinkled as she shot out of her seat and sang, "You are absolutely right, I don't actually know if she's gay or not, so that shouldn't stop me from at least trying."

The Faunus shot back up as well, quivering at this response, "Yeah or...You could try and find-"

"Thanks Iyla, you're a great friend," The nerd chirped and sprinted away, leaving a devastated lesbian behind.

Shortly after the remaining members of Team RWBBY were in their dorm enjoying a pleasant conversation, that is until a blue haired weirdo bursted through the door, only to fall over herself after taking one step into the room. This act of embarrassment earned a few giggles from Yang as Ruby wasted no time helping her friend back on her feet. "Uh...Are you okay Bleu?"

Wanting to sound cool and confident, the dork answered, "Oh yeah, the benefit of having sweet sweater puppies such as these is that they make great airbags." In reality they really don't, in fact her chest was a bit sore from the fall, she just wanted an excuse to show off what god gave her.

"Oh, okay then," The leader smiled as she went back to sit on Weiss's bottom bunk, "Now where were we girls?"

[SHIIIIT she didn't even bat an eye, maybe she's not gay...NO! I can't give up hope, time to flirt] Before Weiss could speak, Bleu sprang over to Ruby's side and soothed, "Say Rubes, you smell pretty. You wanna smell me?"

[CRAAAP WHY'D I SAY THAT, THAT'S NOT SEXY THAT'S CREEPY] However, dumbfounded, the girl in red did take a long wiff, freezing this spastic lesbian in place as her crush was taking in her scent, "I don't understand, are you wearing a new perfume? Cause I can't smell anything."

"Ahem," The heiress interjected, "Can we please get back on topic? All I'm saying is, blah-blah-b-blaaah-blah"

As Weiss prattled on about who knows what, Bleu was deep in thought on what her next move should be. She couldn't tell if Ruby was just too innocent to understand her advances or just not interested. The desperate dork then uttered, "Hey Rubes...I just shit my pants, can I get into yours?"

Instantly the room fell dead silent as all eyes were on her, the hooded weirdo froze completely in a deep panic over what she just said.

That is until Ruby bursted out laughing and commented, "Oh I get it, you're doing a Jaune bit right?"

"Uh...Yeeeeaaah totally." She lied.

"Oh my god Bleu, you're so adorable I could kiss you."

And in that moment, all of the nerd's urges overflowed her body as she jolted forward and placed a peck upon her love's cheek. Silencing the room once more, Ruby blushed an looked back at this awkward lesbian, while caressing her cheek.

Bleu held her hands out in embarrassment and squeaked, "I'M SORRY, I-I- was just...You know doing that awkward nerdy Jaune bit and then I-"

She was then silenced as Ruby lunged forward and placed her lips upon her admirer's, as the blundering blueberry squeaked while her entire face glowed red. Ruby held that position for a few good seconds, then slowly backed away with a smile. Bleu looked back at her waifu with a dopey grin and anime hearts filling her eyes.

And then they totally had kinky gay sex. And if I saw it, I'd be all like "Ah yeah, that's hot."

Sooooo, just a random crack one-shot of my friend's OC and her favorite waifu. Bleu Greann is an OC from the Greannrose series that you should all read because it's awesome and the author is awesome too and Iyla Siren is my OC(NOT MY SELF INSERT, but the sister of Nolan my actual self insert) who you could catch in Nolan, the stupid neko.