THE DAY I GOT INVADED
CHAPTER1
It all started this year in sixth grade when I was at school and I was taking a test. Right in the middle I heard this sound go over the school. There was a green ray going through the school. It landed in my math class room. These aliens came down the green ray. The aliens said that they wanted me and so they knocked me out. They brought me into their ship.
The next day I woke up and I said where am I. the aliens said you're in our ship. The bed was very comfortable. They wanted my brain. At least they asked me, but if I said no which I did they would have still taken my brain out. So they opened my head and there was no brain. The aliens said why isn't there a brain in here I said it was but because I never put my brain in when I wake up because what's the point of using it if I'm not going to get good grades. So I told them that and they said can we have your head then I said no! I will need that to see. They said that they will give me my eye balls. So I kept my arguing because I didn't want to loose my head so I just said to the aliens and said forget it. The aliens said no I must not. Forget it. So I went to them and said, 'I'm going to school. 'they wouldn't let me. I just jumped off the aliens space ship and almost broke my legs and arms. The aliens said wait I said what. They said can we at least have your arms and legs I said no.
I went to school and will they ever stop bothering me unless I give them my legs and arms. I'd rather give them my arms because I don't have to take my test or do any work yay!
So the next morning my teacher said where's your arms?
I said , you know that green ray. She said, ya
well the aliens wanted my my head they only wanted my head not my eye balls just my head. They wanted my arms and legs and I just let them have my arms" she said, that I can't have my test and that I can't do work.
I said, yessss
CHAPTER2
The next year in the seventh grade again they came. I said why are you here again this time I was in language arts. They said did you bring your brain yet. I said no was I supposed to they said ya I said why. Do you still need that.
They said ya we're going to use it for a science project. I said science is not important they said it is I said if you want my arms go ahead because I have a theme test my teacher said hey you need them. I said well then take my legs but then I can't skateboard. They said ya you can. I said how they said by skateboarding with your hands. I said who does that the aliens said maybe us if we had one.
I said well no I'm trying to work if you try to interrupt me I'm going to put you in a box and keep you in there because you're annoying. They said that's not very nice they said they wanted my brain still I said it's at home try coming here tomorrow they said ok. So they came in guided studies. I said you got to be kidding me I said to them come here tomorrow they came at woodshop. I said tomorrow go mess with a vampire or something. So they did they got all the blood sucked out of them I said ha ha I remember like it was yesterday
CHAPTER3
while mom was dropping me off I saw this burger king right by my school and it wasn't there before. I was shocked and I am going to burger king after school so I was in language arts no break ins wow. So I went to science no interruptions so I went to social studies not a sound I said what the heck. So I went to lunch BAM!!! Wow finally they actually broke in but wrong time.
So they said where's the brain and I said I didn't bring it the aliens said why and I said I had to go to the doctor because I broke my arm. So I'll give you money the aliens said ok so I gave them 20 bucks. They spent it on a replica of a brain for there science project that they were going to do on their science project. I said that science is not important. they said bummer for you.