AN A tribute to one of greatest authors…. Who surprisingly isn't me!? What up with that, yo!?!
Tribute
"I don't even know HOW I got into this mess," Blade100 groaned as he was tied to the stake.
"Silence! You are to be sacrificed! Sacrifices do not talk!" the Chief said.
"I had to come to the one planet where evil religious weirdos tie people up and burn them alive… Sigh."
"I said SILENCE! Start the fire!"
"Fire? AHHHH! Fire BAD!" Blade100 yelled. "Fire B… Ah screw it!"
The fire began as Blade100 struggled. The fire was just about to reach him when a sharp gust of wind hit him, freeing Blade100 and getting rid of the fire.
"Sigh. How do you get into this much mess?"
"Who are you?!" the Chief yelled.
"Leader of the Omega Special Combat Operations Zero Squad… Zero One The Dragon Samurai!" Dragon yelled as she drew her sword and aimed it at the man's throat. Her Cast Off armor showing her female armor, but her mask guarding her face.
"Show off," Blade100 commented as he walked to Dragon and stood at her side. "Took ya long enough."
"I wouldn't even need to be here if you weren't so stupid."
"Touché."
"ATTACK! Get back that sacrifice!" the chief yelled and a small army of archers, spearmen, and tamed animals attacked.
"Watch this…" Dragon said. "Dragon Blade STRIKE!" Dragon yelled and made a vertical strike with her sword and then a diagonal, making a cross. Suddenly a golden beam of light shot out from her sword, making a cross and hitting the army. Since it was a small blast, it only knocked them out, but the force was still strong.
"…. Not bad," Blade100 said.
"I know. That was cool," Dragon joked and walked off.
"… How'd you learn that move?" Blade100 asked.
"D helped teach me."
"Think he'll teach me?"
"No."
"Please."
"Sure!"
"Really?"
"No."
"Darn," Blade100 groaned as they walked on to Dragon's ship. "Guess I owe you one, huh?"
"Yeah."
"…Thanks. For everything," Blade100 said as he put hi hand on Dragon's shoulder. "You're a good pal."
"You two… When you're not trying to be cool."
"Awww. Thanks…! Wait. What do you mean 'TRYING?' I am COOL!"
"Whatever helps you sleep at night," Dragon laughed.
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A short story to one of the best authors I know! Cheer up Dragon! You're too awesome to be sad!
