Wimpy Kid Underwater Part 1

by the touched

Inspired by the man, the myth, the legend himself, braden697's amazing fic Wimpy Kids in Pridelands part 1. /s T for prodigious swearing.

AN: Inspired by the one and only braden697's shitty fic Wimpy Kid in the Pridelands. I try to write with his style, atrocious though it may be.

Sup fam, my name is Gregory Heffley but unless your a complete faggot you can just call me Greg.

Down to business y'all.

Me my fam, Dad, Mom, that ass Rodrick and the little bitch Kenny, fuck I've been watching too much south park, I meant to say Manny who is also a little bitch, along with my main homie Rowley Jefferson went to the beach today.

When I got to the beach I immediately saw Heather and Holly Hills and damn they looked fine af today. I knew I had to make a move when suddenly a gigantic fish leaped from the sand and cockblocked me.

"Don't cockblock me you dumb bitch!" I yelled at Dory.

"Do y'all know where my homie Nemo's at" she asked.

"Shut the fuck up" I yelled and I kicked Dory back into the ocean.

Part 2 coming out later bros...