Title: (Very Angry) Letters from Purgatory
Summary: Hi. I'm Obito Uchiha. I recently discovered this horrific thing known as fanfiction, and I have many, many complaints to you so-called fanfiction authors. Oh, and by the way, I'm hardly the only angry dead guy. Minato-sensei looks like he wants to murder somebody.
Notes: This is from a pairing neutral point of view, aside from all canon stuff, so if you honestly think I'm going to promote SasuNaru or something because I ship it, you're out of luck because it's not canon.
Post-canon.
Additionally, there's swearing. Lots of it. To be expected from me, after all.
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Dear Fanfiction Authors,
Hi. I'm Obito Uchiha. I recently discovered this horrific thing known as fanfiction, and I have many, many complaints to you so-called fanfiction authors. Oh, and by the way, I'm hardly the only angry dead guy. Minato-sensei looks like he wants to murder somebody.
My first complaint?
Yaoi.
I have nothing against being gay. It's natural. But I do have something against randomly pairing guys when they literally met like, what, two times?
(I'm glaring at you Kakashi/Iruka fans right now.)
And… are you guys seriously putting me with Kakashi right now? I am totally unimpressed. If it wasn't obvious, I love Rin. (I am not hearing Kakashi's voice telling me that it's just a stupid childhood crush. This isn't a suspiciously specific denial. Where are these accusations coming from?)
Besides, why am I (usually) the bottom?
Off topic. Don't answer that question.
But anyways.
Why don't many people ship ObiRin? You guys break my heart. What is up with you fanfiction authors and your precious yaoi? Talk about squick. (Shut up Kakashi's-voice-in-my-head. I did not spend three hours browsing TV Tropes yesterday.)
Also. Oh my god. The amount of M rated shit. I really wish mind bleach existed because I'd love to drink an entire bottle from what I had read. From just the fucking summaries oh my god. This site contains Uber High Octane Nightmare Fuel.
(Shut up Kakashi. I am not obsessed with TV Tropes no matter what you say.)
Anyways, yaoi is hardly the only thing I'm bothered by, but I'm already severely disturbed by just remembering what you guys had written (I never knew bodies could bend like that, and really I didn't want to) and I'm signing off for today.
Signed,
The Amazing Obito Uchiha a.k.a. Tobi a.k.a. Madara Uchiha
P.S. I could add more of my monikers but that'd take way too long, so no.
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a/n: I know. Horribly overdone, amirite. *flips hair fabulously* But honestly, I thought it'd be best because I'm good at looking at things from an unbiased point of view. I think. But this needed to be written because Obito's fun to write and I like Obito's character. Seriously.
By the way, I personally like yaoi/shounen-ai, but I don't think anybody would take kindly to being shipped with somebody they actually don't like, especially if they like somebody else. Thus Obito's reaction.
I do personally ship Obito/Kakashi (or Kakashi/Obito, if you're picky) but I doubt canon-Obito would.
Reviews are lovely and are the food of the gods.