Aqua: Ok. Good day to everyone! I just want to say that this is my first fanfic, let alone a Q and A one. So just help me and support me ok? I'll need it… And now for the disclaimer:

SHUGO CHARA or BLACK JACK is not mine!! If it is, I would be dead in Happiness. But I'm still alive so…

.: ENJOY THE STORY:.


Aqua: Oh! And to make things easier, Bold sentences are for fan mails, -things bracketed like this- means the character is doing that, and… Well, that's it I guess… Okay!

Aqua: Welcome everyone to our first day of the Talkshow!

- clap clap clap -

Aqua: And only here in Aqua's Talkshow, we have a special crossovering guest, who is sort of my co-host, Black Jack!! -Claps with the audience-

Black Jack: You… Got a wrong grammar there, Aqua…

Aqua: -sweatdrops- Oh whatever. And of course, Our main Characters from Shugo Chara, The guardians, the Ex-Guardians, and their Charas!! Utau and Ikuto, too.

Utau: Hey!! We're just and ADD-ON??!

Aqua: Chill, singer. Chill.-got scratched on the back by Ikuto- Itai!!! Hey! What was that for CAT??!!

Ikuto: I need a scratching post. And you dragged me here when I was eating my breakfast.

Aqua: For a charming man, you are a sick, sick boy. -Glares at Ikuto-

Ikuto: Yeah. I get that a lot.

Amu: From me mostly.

Aqua: H-hey… Sensei, aren't you gonna say something..?

Black Jack: … -reading a book about the anatomy of the heart-

Aqua: -Sweatdrops- Uh. Okay… Where did you get that book anyway..?

Black Jack: … -still reading-

Ran: Hey Aqua, did you explain about us Shugo Charas?

Aqua: Y-yeah.

Suu: And what was his reaction desu~?

Aqua: -three black lines appeared on her head- U-uhhh…..

-Flashback-

I told him that I was having a Talkshow, and I wanted him in it. His eyebrows narrowed, telling me that he has no time to do so. I pleaded, saying that he can go out when he has a patient. Finally I reached his heart, and so he said 'fine'. But here comes the most difficult part.

Black Jack: so who are the guests there anyway?

Aqua: Oh. They're people from Shugo Chara. You're like a crossover there.

Black Jack: Who are they?

Aqua: It's a long list, having them bring their Charas and all.

Black Jack: Charas? Isn't that a thing, not a person? How can it influence how many people there are?

Aqua: -muttering 'What a curious man you are'- You see… In their world…

- After an HOUR of explaining-

Aqua: So that's what they are.

Black Jack: -Eyes wide open, mouth gaping wide- A-a-a-a…

Aqua: Uh… Sensei? Are you okay?

-Black Jack faints-

Aqua: ACK! Kuroo!!! – Doing a check on his breathing, heartbeat, etc.- He… Fainted for nothing..? What surprises me is the phrase 'Black Jack Fainted'… -sigh- Well, he's just a person, ain't he?

-End of Flashback-

All the Charas: O.O

Kusu Kusu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Jack: Hey! That was NOT how it happened!

Aqua: Yeah Riight. In your dreams. Anyhow, we have a lot of questions to answer!

Ikuto: -glances at the paper with the questions-Yeah. Three.

Aqua: Oh shut up you over-grown cat with no optimism. –Kicks Ikuto to the window, the window got smashed into pieces and Ikuto fell outside- Oops… Well, that's gonna need some fixing…

Amu: IKUTO!!

Aqua: Oh. Someone's concerned, eh?

Amu: No I'm not!... -dashed madly to Ikuto-

Aqua: Oh yeah, then what do you call that? Anyways, onto the Questions!

To Tadase

Do you prefer Amu or taking over the world, prince?

Aqua: DON'T CALL HIM THAT!!!!!

Black Jack: Why..?

Tadase: -Chara change- I AM NOT A PRINCE YOU COMMONER! YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO MY POWER AS A KING!! I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH AMU AS MY QUEEN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Rima: I'll go get the bucket… -Walks to the janitor's closet-

Black Jack: What an odd change of character…

-Everyone except Rima, Tadase and Black Jack nodded-

Rima: -traps Tadase's head with a bucket- 1-2-3- Done. –Takes it off-

Tadase: -runs to the dark corner of the room- uuuhh…..

Black Jack: Does he do that often? After the change of character thing?

Aqua: More that you'll ever know… Next!

To Amu

Stop cheating! Tadase or Ikuto??

Aqua: Where is she? Does it take that long to get a stray cat-human back inside a building?

Nagihiko: I'll go get her. -walks out the door-

-Silence for 5 minutes-

Nagihiko: -returns back in with both Ikuto and Amu, each in each hand-

Aqua: Let me guess… Another catfight?

Amu: How do you know?

Aqua: Well, your badly scratched clothes and face gave me a tiny clue. -.- Anyways, you have a question. –Hands the paper to Amu-

Amu: -reads the question-CHEATING?!

Aqua: Yes. Cheating. That's the word.

Ikuto: Answer the question, amu-koi.

Tadase: k-koi?! H-how dare you?!

Black Jack: Why? What's the big deal?

Aqua: Sensei, you sound like you're not from Japan…

Black Jack: … -thinking- Koi? The fish?

Aqua: The OTHER meaning.

Black Jack: Oh. I see.

Aqua: -sweatdrops- Clueless men.

Ran: More like clueless MAN.

Black Jack: THEY TALK?!

Aqua: Sensei, instead of reading a book about the heart, how about you read about the brain?

Black Jack: You didn't tell me that they can talk!

Aqua: -sweatdrops- I did. See what I mean?

Amu: I will NOT answer that question! I am NOT cheating!!! –runs outside the building-

Yoru: That was her excuse? Lame nya~.

Black Jack: Next question.

Aqua: -reads question silently first- OH! Ok. EVERYONE COVER YOUR EARS!! Except Nagihiko.

-Everyone except Nagihiko covers their ears-

Aqua: EXCLUDING YOU SENSEI!!

Black Jack: You should've said that more specifically.

Aqua: Sensei, I'm only a PERSON.

To Nagihiko

Is it really okay to lie about your gender? I mean, that's a pretty big lie you got there.

Nagihiko: I see what you mean… But, It's just too weird to say it now! Especially when Amu is waiting for Nadeshiko all this time…

Aqua: -sigh- Nagi-kun…

Black Jack: You're lying about your gender?? O-okay…?

Aqua: I know. Wrong in countless ways…

Yaya: -shouting- CAN WE UNPLUG OUR EARS NOOW?

Aqua: Not unless you promise to keep my ears alive…

Everyone who has their ears plugged: WHAT???

Nagihiko: Ow! My ears!

Aqua: You got that right Nagi! Eeekk...

Ikuto: HELLO?!?!

Aqua:YES! JUST UNPLUG YOUR EARS ALREADY DAMMIT!

-Everyone unplugs their ears-

Aqua: Alright! We're out of time!

Ikuto: I have a feeling it's just because you're tired of typing.

Aqua: Like I said. No optimism. See you next time on Aqua's Talkshow!!!

Black Jack: Do I still have to come?

Aqua: Yes.

Black Jack: Why??? You don't need me! I'm just an extra person!

Aqua: It's my own way of torturing you. –Eyes became evil and sinister- Hehehe…

Everyone: O.O Scary…


.:END OF CHAPTER:.

Aqua: This isn't any ordinary Talkshow!! Next time, I'm adding the K-ON! Cast so it's gonna be fun and crowded! PLEEEASE REVIEW!!

I will need at least three questions before I start with the next chappie!

See you next time on Aqua's Talkshow! The only place where three COMPLETELY different animes are mixed together! BYE!!

Aqua: OH! BEFORE I FORGET, I ONLY WATCHED SHUGO CHARA 'TILL EPISODE 70, SO PLEASE DON'T GIVE QUESTIONS THAT ARE BASED ON THE EPISODES AFTER THAT PLEASE!

Ok now I'm shutting up :).