Aqua: Ok. Good day to everyone! I just want to say that this is my first fanfic, let alone a Q and A one. So just help me and support me ok? I'll need it… And now for the disclaimer:
SHUGO CHARA or BLACK JACK is not mine!! If it is, I would be dead in Happiness. But I'm still alive so…
.: ENJOY THE STORY:.
Aqua: Oh! And to make things easier, Bold sentences are for fan mails, -things bracketed like this- means the character is doing that, and… Well, that's it I guess… Okay!
Aqua: Welcome everyone to our first day of the Talkshow!
- clap clap clap -
Aqua: And only here in Aqua's Talkshow, we have a special crossovering guest, who is sort of my co-host, Black Jack!! -Claps with the audience-
Black Jack: You… Got a wrong grammar there, Aqua…
Aqua: -sweatdrops- Oh whatever. And of course, Our main Characters from Shugo Chara, The guardians, the Ex-Guardians, and their Charas!! Utau and Ikuto, too.
Utau: Hey!! We're just and ADD-ON??!
Aqua: Chill, singer. Chill.-got scratched on the back by Ikuto- Itai!!! Hey! What was that for CAT??!!
Ikuto: I need a scratching post. And you dragged me here when I was eating my breakfast.
Aqua: For a charming man, you are a sick, sick boy. -Glares at Ikuto-
Ikuto: Yeah. I get that a lot.
Amu: From me mostly.
Aqua: H-hey… Sensei, aren't you gonna say something..?
Black Jack: … -reading a book about the anatomy of the heart-
Aqua: -Sweatdrops- Uh. Okay… Where did you get that book anyway..?
Black Jack: … -still reading-
Ran: Hey Aqua, did you explain about us Shugo Charas?
Aqua: Y-yeah.
Suu: And what was his reaction desu~?
Aqua: -three black lines appeared on her head- U-uhhh…..
-Flashback-
I told him that I was having a Talkshow, and I wanted him in it. His eyebrows narrowed, telling me that he has no time to do so. I pleaded, saying that he can go out when he has a patient. Finally I reached his heart, and so he said 'fine'. But here comes the most difficult part.
Black Jack: so who are the guests there anyway?
Aqua: Oh. They're people from Shugo Chara. You're like a crossover there.
Black Jack: Who are they?
Aqua: It's a long list, having them bring their Charas and all.
Black Jack: Charas? Isn't that a thing, not a person? How can it influence how many people there are?
Aqua: -muttering 'What a curious man you are'- You see… In their world…
- After an HOUR of explaining-
Aqua: So that's what they are.
Black Jack: -Eyes wide open, mouth gaping wide- A-a-a-a…
Aqua: Uh… Sensei? Are you okay?
-Black Jack faints-
Aqua: ACK! Kuroo!!! – Doing a check on his breathing, heartbeat, etc.- He… Fainted for nothing..? What surprises me is the phrase 'Black Jack Fainted'… -sigh- Well, he's just a person, ain't he?
-End of Flashback-
All the Charas: O.O
Kusu Kusu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black Jack: Hey! That was NOT how it happened!
Aqua: Yeah Riight. In your dreams. Anyhow, we have a lot of questions to answer!
Ikuto: -glances at the paper with the questions-Yeah. Three.
Aqua: Oh shut up you over-grown cat with no optimism. –Kicks Ikuto to the window, the window got smashed into pieces and Ikuto fell outside- Oops… Well, that's gonna need some fixing…
Amu: IKUTO!!
Aqua: Oh. Someone's concerned, eh?
Amu: No I'm not!... -dashed madly to Ikuto-
Aqua: Oh yeah, then what do you call that? Anyways, onto the Questions!
To Tadase
Do you prefer Amu or taking over the world, prince?
Aqua: DON'T CALL HIM THAT!!!!!
Black Jack: Why..?
Tadase: -Chara change- I AM NOT A PRINCE YOU COMMONER! YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO MY POWER AS A KING!! I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH AMU AS MY QUEEN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Rima: I'll go get the bucket… -Walks to the janitor's closet-
Black Jack: What an odd change of character…
-Everyone except Rima, Tadase and Black Jack nodded-
Rima: -traps Tadase's head with a bucket- 1-2-3- Done. –Takes it off-
Tadase: -runs to the dark corner of the room- uuuhh…..
Black Jack: Does he do that often? After the change of character thing?
Aqua: More that you'll ever know… Next!
To Amu
Stop cheating! Tadase or Ikuto??
Aqua: Where is she? Does it take that long to get a stray cat-human back inside a building?
Nagihiko: I'll go get her. -walks out the door-
-Silence for 5 minutes-
Nagihiko: -returns back in with both Ikuto and Amu, each in each hand-
Aqua: Let me guess… Another catfight?
Amu: How do you know?
Aqua: Well, your badly scratched clothes and face gave me a tiny clue. -.- Anyways, you have a question. –Hands the paper to Amu-
Amu: -reads the question-CHEATING?!
Aqua: Yes. Cheating. That's the word.
Ikuto: Answer the question, amu-koi.
Tadase: k-koi?! H-how dare you?!
Black Jack: Why? What's the big deal?
Aqua: Sensei, you sound like you're not from Japan…
Black Jack: … -thinking- Koi? The fish?
Aqua: The OTHER meaning.
Black Jack: Oh. I see.
Aqua: -sweatdrops- Clueless men.
Ran: More like clueless MAN.
Black Jack: THEY TALK?!
Aqua: Sensei, instead of reading a book about the heart, how about you read about the brain?
Black Jack: You didn't tell me that they can talk!
Aqua: -sweatdrops- I did. See what I mean?
Amu: I will NOT answer that question! I am NOT cheating!!! –runs outside the building-
Yoru: That was her excuse? Lame nya~.
Black Jack: Next question.
Aqua: -reads question silently first- OH! Ok. EVERYONE COVER YOUR EARS!! Except Nagihiko.
-Everyone except Nagihiko covers their ears-
Aqua: EXCLUDING YOU SENSEI!!
Black Jack: You should've said that more specifically.
Aqua: Sensei, I'm only a PERSON.
To Nagihiko
Is it really okay to lie about your gender? I mean, that's a pretty big lie you got there.
Nagihiko: I see what you mean… But, It's just too weird to say it now! Especially when Amu is waiting for Nadeshiko all this time…
Aqua: -sigh- Nagi-kun…
Black Jack: You're lying about your gender?? O-okay…?
Aqua: I know. Wrong in countless ways…
Yaya: -shouting- CAN WE UNPLUG OUR EARS NOOW?
Aqua: Not unless you promise to keep my ears alive…
Everyone who has their ears plugged: WHAT???
Nagihiko: Ow! My ears!
Aqua: You got that right Nagi! Eeekk...
Ikuto: HELLO?!?!
Aqua:YES! JUST UNPLUG YOUR EARS ALREADY DAMMIT!
-Everyone unplugs their ears-
Aqua: Alright! We're out of time!
Ikuto: I have a feeling it's just because you're tired of typing.
Aqua: Like I said. No optimism. See you next time on Aqua's Talkshow!!!
Black Jack: Do I still have to come?
Aqua: Yes.
Black Jack: Why??? You don't need me! I'm just an extra person!
Aqua: It's my own way of torturing you. –Eyes became evil and sinister- Hehehe…
Everyone: O.O Scary…
.:END OF CHAPTER:.
Aqua: This isn't any ordinary Talkshow!! Next time, I'm adding the K-ON! Cast so it's gonna be fun and crowded! PLEEEASE REVIEW!!
I will need at least three questions before I start with the next chappie!
See you next time on Aqua's Talkshow! The only place where three COMPLETELY different animes are mixed together! BYE!!
Aqua: OH! BEFORE I FORGET, I ONLY WATCHED SHUGO CHARA 'TILL EPISODE 70, SO PLEASE DON'T GIVE QUESTIONS THAT ARE BASED ON THE EPISODES AFTER THAT PLEASE!
Ok now I'm shutting up :).
