A/N: I changed some of the stuff from the original song Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson and the Alien Ant Farm version too. SO.. Uh…. Sing along if you want, like I said it's a bit different

Smooth Slytherin also known as Smooth Criminal

By Gryffindor Gurl

As He Came Into The Window
It Was The Sound Of A
Slytherin
Harry came into the common room
He left dirty tracks on the floor
Hermione ran Underneath The Table
Harry could tell she was demented
So he Ran Into The common room
He was struck hard, It Was His Doom

Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Harry
Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Harry
Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok, Harry
Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Harry

Harry Are You Ok
Will You Tell Us That You're Ok
There's A Sign In The Window
That he struck in your wand area Harry
He Came Into Your
Quidditch Match
And left red marks on your forearms
Then You Ran Into The
Gryffindor Common Room
If you saw Hermione naked
It Would be Your Doom

Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok Harry
Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok Harry
Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok Harry
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Struck By-
A Smooth Slytherin

So he came into the potions class
It Was Wednesday-The perfect day to stalk Cho
Mouth To Mouth Resuscitation
Stupid Ron pretending that he hates Hermione

Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok Harry
Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok Harry
Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok Harry
Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok Harry

Harry Are You Ok
Will You Tell Us That You're Ok
There's A Sign In The Window
That he struck in your wand area Harry
He Came Into Your Quidditch Match
And left red marks on your forearms
Then You Ran Into The Gryffindor Common Room
If you saw Hermione naked
It Would be Your Doom

Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok Harry
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Struck By-
A Smooth Slytherin

WOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Harry Are You Ok
Will You Tell Us That You're
Ok
There's A Sign In The Window
That he struck in your wand area Harry
He Came Into Your Quidditch Match
And left red marks on your forearms
Then You Ran Into The Gryffindor Common Room
If you saw Hermione naked
It Would be Your Doom

Harry Are You Ok
Will You Tell Us That You're Ok
There's A Sign In The Window
That he struck in your wand area Harry
He Came Into Your Quidditch Match
And left red marks on your forearms
Then You Ran Into The Gryffindor Common Room
If you saw Hermione naked
It Would be Your Doom

Harry Are You Ok
So, Harry Are You Ok
Are You Ok Harry
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Struck By-
A Smooth Slytherin