This chapter isn't so random… But the other chapters are! (Or so I've been told…)
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
I stared at the computer in my room and waited for something to happen. Alec was reading some book about wizards. If you ask me, it was pretty dumb. I just typed in "Jane" in the search engine and the search results were boring. Jane Thompson, Plain Jane, MyfriendJane by Nevershoutnever! Then something interesting popped up.
Twilight: Jane Casting
"Ohemgee! Alec, look! They're finally casting someone as me!" I yelled.
"Keep it down. I'm trying to read. There's this guy and his name is Cedric Diggory and he DIES! Hey, you know what? I saw the movie. He looks exactly like Edward! It's so cool, Jane you should read it!" he said.
"Edward dies? Sweetness! ," I said. I looked at the possible person: Dakota Fanning (I screamed in happiness). I was the BIGGEST Dakota Fanning fan on Earth!
There were other people that people thought should play me, like: Jodelle Ferland (no comment) and Bella Thorne (she has the same name as Bella). Dakota Fanning all the way!
Alec finally put the book down and walked over to the computer desk. "Who's playing me?" he asked.
"Oh, sorry. I guess nobody really cares about you," I said. "They haven't picked anyone for you yet."
"That's mean! Those people are meanies! Oh well. Oh my gosh, is that Dakota Fanning? She is HOT!" he screamed.
"I'm her biggest fan and you're not!" I taunted.
"No I am!" he yelled back.
"Whoa, this picture of her with red eyes and a black cloak is cool," I mused.
"She looks hot," Alec said as he picked up a black journal. Shoot. That. Was. My. Diary.
"Alec, no!" I screamed.
"You…have a crush on Edward Cullen? 'His eyes are like golden pieces of popcorn.' That sounds do stupid! Wait—I hate Bella because she stole Edward from me?" he laughed. "That is even stupider!"
"I'm going to kill you!" I growled. So I unsuccessfully tried to rip Alec's head off.
The End. Review please!