My breath mingled with his, our faces inches apart. "Cas? Personal space." This was making me feel awkward and a little self-conscious.
"Dean, I'm sorry. My intentions were not to intrude on your investigation."
I turned my head away and laughed, "But hey, we caught the sorry sonofabitch anyway right? Crazy witch really liked you. You really helped Sammy and I out back there. Thanks man." I patted his shoulder and went over to the crappy motel TV. Clicking the power button repeatedly helped with nothing. Damn things been acting up. "Looks like I'm SOL with TV tonight." Rubbing my temples I sat on the bed.
Cas shifted slightly from his spot in the corner, "Are you in need of entertainment?" I shrugged and mumbled out an I guess so. "What would interest you?"
"I don't fucking know, Cas! Maybe get some strippers or something? Whatever makes you happy." Jesus that curious ass could be a real pain in mine at times.
"What's a stripper?" No. Don't hit me with those big innocent blue eyes and a question like that, Castiel. "Dean?"
I cleared my throat slightly and leaned forward, elbows on my knees. "A stripper is a person who usually dances seductively while removing clothing. They are a form of adult entertainment." My chest hurt. I never had to explain this to Sammy, well yes I did but not like this.
Cas cocked his head to the side thoughtfully, "How does one dance 'seductively'?" Here we go, time to give Cas yet ANOTHER lesson in normal people things.
"Well women usually grind, shimmy, shake, pop and sway. Men have to do it way differently."
"Could you teach me?"
No. "Sure."
"Now, you want to start by removing the most top part of your clothes. In your case, your shoes and socks." I watched Cas lean down to remove the articles as instructed. "Okay now slowly get rid of your coat." Doing as he was told, Cas slid off the tan trench coat slowly down his shoulders and arms. What have I gotten myself into?
"Wouldn't it be easier to just remove everything all at once?"
"Well that's the thing about stripping," I grinned wolfishly,"It's all about the tease." Cas nodded slightly and stood in his suit, backwards tie and a curious gleam in his eye.
"Now, you gotta take off that jacket." Again Cas slides the material down his arms. My heart sped up slightly as I spoke, "Cas, start to take off that tie." His eyes met mine as he pulled on the blue fabric, his breathing deepening. I could barely find my voice. "What do you think comes next, Cas?"
Adam's apple bobbing, Cas moved towards me and loosely wrapped the tie around the back of my neck. I nearly got lost in his blue oceans as he pushed me backwards gently. His nimble fingers found the buttons on my flannel and unbuttoned the top three. "Is this right?"
My words felt choked in my throat so I nodded. Screw personal space. He slid open every button as he went down, leaving a chaste kiss behind each one. He was a fast learner. "Now what Dean?"
Fuck. Think Dean, think. "Your shirt, off." What was going on in my head right now, I did not know. But it really fucking felt right.