Eventually: Sasu&Naru (School life) just random sht...

Geek meets Blondie, a tale of two boys. Yaoi … a sasu&Naru fic

Current status: high on iced coffee

Disclaimer: don't own anything besides that delicious looking cheese cake in front of me which appears to be plastic... wait! Who stole my ice coffee shocked!!!

Geek meets Blondie

8:30am the alarm goes off. Some ass has set the bloody alarm on 8:30am!
"Probably thinks this is funny stupid Itachi, I'm late damn it." Quickly rubbing his tired dark black eyes, he gets off his bed, takes a quick shower and dashes down stairs.

"Hn...?" Itachi examined his little brother from head to toe; he could only come up with one solution he known as a genius maybe has stepped into the wrong house.

"Gonna give me a lift to school? Um...Itachi?" Sasuke asked worriedly, as he looked at his brother who eyed Sasuke with a WTF expression written across his face.

Uchiha's do not wear glasses. For four generations now not one under the name of Uchiha has ever worn glasses, their family has always been known for as having sharp eyes. Since when does Sasuke even need glasses, not only that but his hair was also styled to imitate Itachi's sports teacher Gai sensei. Just not as smooth and shiny. In conclusion his hair looks like a bloody egg bowl.

Even the schools all stunning uniform couldn't keep up. The pants were pulled up as much as it would go without giving your self a wedgie and the polar school top was tucked in on one side leaving one side loosely out.

Itachi clenched his stomach and fits of laughter could be heard, his little brother wasn't planning on going out like that was he? To his first day of his new high school too, seeing Sasuke dressed like that it was just too hard to suppress his laughter...if only he had a camera...

"L-Little brother, upstairs n-now! This n-new change...don't tell me you want to be a Gai-sensei number 2 ... your worst then the original! o.O" Itachi stated as he pointed upstairs still laughing his head off like there was no tomorrow.

"I don't know who this Gai sensei is, but no way... I don't wanna end up savaged by crazy fan girls. You know maybe I should get a tan too..."

Upon hearing the mention of fan girls Itachi immediately kept quiet. Fan girls were indeed a dreadful case, not only did one try to climb up to his window and attempt to steal his Roxas plushie, but also stole all his pocky!

They would stalk him and try to lure him with candy, or try peeking in the boy's bathrooms at school. They are a disease.

Looking at his little brother he didn't know whether to say he was brainier or just less attractive now.

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Neat the school had its own tennis courts and swimming pool, it wasn't called a rich kids school for no reason.

Sasuke's new look was god, not only were all the girls he had passed so far in school not try to hit on him or chat him up, they stayed away from him like some contagious plague. Privacy was sure sweet.

In only a few minutes from entering the school he was condemned by the students as a geek. Not one dared to go near him for if they did they would catch the 'four eyes disease' that turns you into a geek stereotyped. Is that even a disease, does it even exist?!

Class 9A Class 9A Class 9A ...

SLAM!
The door swang open

"Class 9A... sorry I'm late teach" He kept his eyes down and entered the classroom; all eyes were upon him, gazing at him checking him out.

"His not as bad as what I heard..."
"You sure he doesn't contain the four eyes disease?"
Whispers could be heard around the classroom.

"You're late, my first impression of you is that I don't like you, your reason for being late? And don't tell me it's because you got lost on the road to life because that excuse can only be used by me" asked the teacher who introduced himself as kakashi.

If you're going to blame someone blame Itachi! "Needed to stop by the toilet, I think you better refill in there, couldn't find any toilet paper. But don't worry I've washed my hands" answered Sasuke still gazing at the ground.

Disgusted looks could be seen around and looking closely some front row people started shifting their desk back a few centimetres as some started holding there nose for no reason whatsoever.

Lies lies lies, of course it was a lie, hell Sasuke didn't even know where the toilet was. Sasuke secretly smirked, all steps were necessary to ensure that his disguise was flawless, a new identity would have to be created.

"Introduce yourself and sit down next... next to ah that blonde kid right at that corner" kakashi pointed to a far right corner where a blonde seemed to be dosing off at.

"Uchiha Sasuke, I like poetry and writing depressing poetry and I guess... writing depressing poetry, did I say that already? (scratches head)...and well I dislike many things..."

Walking down to his seat, the students all shifted an inch or two away when he passed through as if toilet paper could be smelt. Genius or not it planned better then expected.

This was bliss.

"Um... could you move your bag?" Sasuke asked the blondie whose face was flat on his desk...snoring? (o.O)

"Huh...is class over?" the blonde lifted up his face and asked.

Sapphires met black. "Hey you're a new face, I'm Naruto you?"

"…Sasuke"

"You don't happen to be related to Rock lee now do you?" Naruto asked innocently

"Eh?" Who? That was really unexpected... I'm sure the only family I have is my brother Itachi ... so who's this Rock lee guy? How in the friggin' world do you think I'm related to that guy? Dude, are last names are even different how in the world did you come up with that conclusion?!

"Dobe"

Naruto's POV

"Um... could you move your bag?" an unfamiliar voice asked

"Huh...is class over?" I lifted up my face to glance around. Nope didn't seem like it.

My eyes darted to the one who had woken me up, my eyed widened just a little.

Sapphires met black.

Did a kid like this even exist? In front of me a kid I suppose the same age as me, his hair looked like it had been cut by using a whole bowl put on his head, no effort required.

How can an overly expensive top designed uniform worn on this new kid be shown looking as some trash picked up at a one dollar store... even that weird teacher Orochimaru looks better and he wears what seems like snake skin!

No...That wasn't the main problem that was bothering Naruto. Excluding the bowl hair, it was the glasses.

Definitely the glasses.

The glasses seemed a little too big or a little bit too exaggerated as it seemed a bit too big for his eyes and they were thick rimmed! Thick I tell you! Who was this kid?

"Hey you're a new face, I'm Naruto you?"

"…Sasuke"

Before I knew it, it just slipped out, "You don't happen to be related to Rock lee now do you?" it was an innocent question, tho hopefully he won't be offended. Not that I could really care less.

"Eh?"

That didn't answer my question... this Sasuke guy just might be Rock lee's twin brother or something that his managed to hide in his closet or under his bed. That would explain why his so pale, lack of exposure from the sun.

"Dobe"

Maybe I should ask Rock lee lat- "What was that teme!"

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Sighs hopefully I'll continue, the next time I get bored... or whether this story will interest anyone.

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