Harry and Draco sing about how different they are. Spoof of the Family Guy song that Brian and Stewie sing" You and I are so awfully different" Made for Humor. I do not own Family Guy or Harry Potter. Enjoy! Please Review.
Brian: Draco Malfoy
Stewie: Harry Potter
Together: You and I are so awfully different. Too awfully different to ever be pals.
Harry: Do you want to go first.
Draco: Yeah I'll go. Your favorite hero is Albus Dumbledore.
Harry: Oh your one to talk. You get a stiffy from Rita Skeeter.
Draco: Oh one time!
Harry: I'm a style flare. Just look at my hip hair.
Draco: Oh yeah that's quite a nice 'do there.
Harry: Oh thanks!
Draco: for me to poop on!
Harry: What?!
Draco: Oh come on you look like a douche bag!
Harry: Bite me!
Together: There's not a whole lot that we've got to agree on.
Draco: Cuz I love the strings of a classical score.
Harry: And I like that singer who looks like a whore.
Draco: Celestina Warbeck?
Harry: Love her!
Together: Were too different to ever be pals!
You and I are so awfully different. Too awfully different to ever be pals.
Draco: Your head's as massive as Hagrid's ass
Harry: Oh very funny! You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light.
Draco: I bet money you'll marry a honey who's pretty and funny and her name will be Ron!
Harry: Oh a gay joke!
Draco: I just work with what you give me.
Together: You might think were in sync, but we stink as a duo.
Draco: Cuz you get a kick out of dueling the Dark Lord.
Harry: And you get a kick out of stroking your-
Draco: whoa whoa you can't say that at Hogwarts!
Harry: What? Ego?
Draco: Never mind.
Together: Were too different to ever be Pals!!