A nice mansion where one Namikaze family lives. Two parents Minato and Kushina Namikaze with their three children.

A blond kid Naruto, pretty retarded if you ask me, beside him in their living room sit his brother Menma and his sister Mito... Both actually seem to have a brain, huh.

The Naruto you knew had whiskers, well he doesn't have such characteristics, his siblings do however. Since they are jinjuriki after all, of the you know what tailed beast.

Look the children seem to be having a great time watching TV, some anime about ninjas who are actually more interesting than this story.

Then came a time after a few years of the now 11 years old Naruto, a ten years Menma, and 8 years old Mito, when Minato invited all of the clan heads to state that the untalented elder son will not be his succsessor, Naruto as everyone knew never came to like ninjas and ninjutsu, much less to practice it. No one could urge him into putting some effort into it. But can you really blame the dumb kid? You know how he's missing all that running on rooftops and roasting fire over his enemies yes.

The kid got it into his head:"You want me to kill people... for a living? Aren't we like rich n' stuff. Besides I don't understand jutsu, and chakra really? You want me to use up my life energy to do lame stunts!?"

Minato still hates his kid's guts and him being so dumb. Yeah, no way I'm gonna let that gaki take over...

Anyway back to the story on Menma's tenth birthday it was made official that he is to be the successor of the Namikaze and Mito of the Uzumaki clan, since we can't have a blond Uzumaki can we.

Besides the two were smart kids, already had chunin level chakra and were not even out of the academy. Both had a high understanding of kenjustsu, fuinjutsu and already had a mastery over a variety of B rank jutsu. And their jinjuriki status made them all more viable for shinobi and as clan heads.

But more importaintly what happened to the third sibling after the declaration.

"SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Naruto stood up in a fit of rightageous fury. Even the clan heads furrowed their eyebrows.

Minato let his newfound smirk fade quickly after a second.

"You heard me right, you faliure of a son... A hokage's son wants to be A FARMER!!!" He CAMLY stated with spitle coming out of his mouth at the end. Hokage grabed his head in maddening exsperation.

Naruto hanged his head and murrmured incoharently: "I didn't expect to be understood... not by a group of brainwashed from a child overly nationalist borderline xenofobic autoritarian murderer hypocrates..."

"What?"

"Nothing"

Naruto took a calm look at the crowd and a long look at his hands. He took a deep breath and said: "I will not live like this, a child solder."

Every clan head had a sweatdrop. That's what you are concerned about.

Minato looked at his eldest son his face devoid of emotion. "Then you aren't my son anymore, and you can go find yourself a new home..."

The clan heads were comfounded. Why was the hokage so insistent on the ninja part. To even send his eldest sun away from home.

In the corner Danzo started to rub his hand with a boy oh boy look on his face.

"Yeah sure and get killed for being your son... We both know that isn't an option, even a retard can tell.

Naruto sighed, wishing he didn't have to deal with this at his tender age.

"So what brought this on... It can't be that this is all about me not being a shinobi. Why Menma when I am the eldest? Is it cause he is a better shinobi?"

"Yes."

I need to be a shinobi to inherit my clan, so if I kill people I can be clanhead. Sure there is that tidbit about protecting but I can do that without being ordered to kill by my father.

And I am not that smart. I mess up many jutsu. I don't know how to control my chakra and I hate such practice.

"Sure."

Minato gave him a bemused look. Seeming to say "what is it now?"

"I mean to say that being a clan head is not for me. So I'll let Menma deal with it. Besides it would take up a large chunk of my time" Naruto smirked and started to madly cackle.

Hiasashi the Hyuga clanhead looked at the Uchiha clanhead Fubuki and knew they were thinking the same thing. He finnaly lost it.

Three days later watching his siblings practice throwing shuriken and kunai which landed with a thud in the log post every two seconds Naruto thought about getting an area to start his farming career. He was still going to the academy, and he would be considered a ninja after graduation and he knew his father wouldn't give him a chance to fail.

His father knew he had enough skill to pass as a gennin, to become war fodder.

I need to get some land so I can start selling vegetables or better yet growing herbs. This is a ninja village. I would be able to make all kinds of oilments and it wouldn't kill anyone, instead save lives.

He cupped his chin and let out a huff of frustration. I'll never get it at this rate. He peered through the garden over to his parents. He saw his father, he and Naruto both scowelled at each other.

His mother Kushina waved at him, frustratedly making him get up and go away.

"We'll be doing some special training... Naruto, you know you aren't ready for the advanced lesson. You don't practice enough. You'll never catch up at this rate."

Kushina and Minato both advised him as they saw him off.

"Like I want to catch up... I want to grow plants. And make a farm. Or something."

He walked away taking his book on plants and herbs with him.

Minato and Kushina looked at him speachless thinking where they went wrong.