A/N- This is what we call the boredom of Keroanne1 and her big brother as they walk home from school.

Disclaimer- I was planning on putting this in something, except for the fact that I have to put this disclaimer so I can't and this is longer than the author's note!

Once upon a time there was a guy named Linku.

Linku had a best friend named Ganondork.

One day Ganondork stole Linku's favorite comic book.

So Linku shot him with an arrow.

THE E- OH, wait!

There was also a chick named Zelduh.

Linku really liked Zelduh.

But Zelduh didn't like Linku because Zelduh was a cheerleader and he was a nerd.

So they didn't live happily ever after.

And Ganondork stayed dead.

THE END FOR REAL!

A/N- Uh, R&R no flames. Be happy.