A/N Hello Everyone! I said I wasn't gonna do any long stories but im gonna try to finish this one! Please bear with me! I may not post as fast as some may want, but ill try my best. This is a shounen ai so be warned.

Summary- infamous smooth talker Seto gets a reality check from a flirtatious blonde named Jou. Will he fall for the pup, or break the boy just like all the others?

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Seto listened as the purple haired boy before him sobbed and looked at him with a broken heart. Just like all the others. The boy somewhat tried to pull himself together enough to reason with his now ex boyfriend.

"S-seto… we've been dating for 5 weeks! I thought you w-were happy!" Seto rolled his eyes and stood up. Kissing the other boys forehead and saying lightly

"Your cute, your sweet, and your life will go on." and with that the brunette walked out of the café and onto the street to his awaiting chaffer.

"Right on time Mr. Kaiba Sir!" the man exclaimed while bowing low and opening the door for his employer. "How do you do it!"

"Its quite very easy" Seto Kaiba explained, "just let them go on with their lives. He will be over me and dote on some other rich guy at school…" he climbed in the limo.

The next day the word had spread that the infamously most wanted guy in Domino High was single again. Everyone knew of his reputation of never making it past a two-month anniversary, but every girl and some boys dreamed of being the one to change the smooth talking charmer into a devoted lover. Girls fluttered about him all first period about how sad he must be about breaking up with Sasha (the purple haired broken hearted ex boyfriend), and what had the little 'minx' done to deserve it. Seto had easily replied to each annoying question with a smooth easy on Sasha but would just get them to go away answer. One had actually come right up to him, clung onto his silk shirt, and told him she wanted to have his children. He had told her that another needed her lovability, and that he didn't deserve such an honor (HA! Puh-lez!). She had fainted right on spot, but that's just the way he was, he was a charmer but not a lover. Everyone loved him, that was obvious, but nobody knew who was dear in the eyes of the great Seto Kaiba.

A/N I would try and threaten you bout reviewing but im not having that many good ideas... so ill let my teddy threaten you... be my guest teddy!

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