A Glee for Me by DaSolution
New Year's Eve 2012
It was New Year's Eve at New York City, and the everybody's favorite couple were there, or so they say... There was Brittney with her girl Santana, Kurt with his boyfriend Blaine, and Rachel with her 'friend' Quinn. Except for Rachael and Kurt, they were visiting from some place in Ohio. Who really cares what the place is, they're all the same in Ohio.
They were enjoying their time together and the time was 10:00.
"Hey Kurt, you got Pina Coladas and Raspberry Daiquiris ready?"
"I sure do Blair!"
It was at that time that the door bell rang.
"I'll get it!" said Rachel.
When she opened the door, she was surprised to see me. I like surprises... :D
"Oh my God, it's you!"
"You damn right!" I told her, with my Glock-17 pointing to her head. Behind me was my woman, Maxine Brewer, former D.E.B.; my right-hand man, Stealz, and a few others. Yep, you got it, Team Solution was at the joint.
Quickly I hit her with my gun and then we bum-rushed the place. We beat their gay asses with steel pipes. After that, we tied them all up.
Then I spoke. "Alright, you disease-carrying, fish-eating, hot-dog-sucking, deviants! I'm going to make this quick, so that we won't miss the ball drop. Tie these bitches up together!"
"Yes, boss!" Said one of my crew member.
"But me and Quinn are not gay!" Rachel said.
"Bullshit! I saw you two Fruit Loops fingering each others nasty snatch."
"It's Cheerios, not Fruit Loops, you dumb mother fucker!" Santana shouted. So I came up to that fish-taco eater and smack the salmon-taste out of that Totillera.
"SHUT DA FUCK UP YOU TORTILLA-TONGUE-FLABBING DYKE!" It's unfortunate that a Latina had to get the white-people's mental disease: homosexuality. But then again, they're partially white.
Am I afraid that the police will find out? Fuck no. I used to live here, so I know how they work and how they DON'T work.
My crew tied them up, then we pulled out some gasoline and poured it on their fruity gay-asses! Then I pulled out a match from my coat pocket.
"This will be a great New Year's Day for me. It's good that I can't say the same for you loser." Then I lit it and threw it on them. Immediately those rainbow-lovers were burning like a crisp. We immediately left those people dying. There's nothing more fun than having those people being burned like a roast pig.
We were able to get to Times Square on time to see the ball drop. I was thinking that maybe I should have brought those rejects with me and dropped them from a skyscraper as part of New Years, but as well...
It's a good thing that we won't have to hear Dick Clark's stroke-ass again, however I'm not so fond of seeing Ryan Seacreast though.
As soon as it reached to 0, it was New Years and I kissed the woman of my life, Maxine. I know that 2013 will be a good year for me, can't say the same for the cast of Glee... LOL!