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A Rainy Pool Party

Edwards POV

"Bella? Must you dress that way, its hardly fair." I hope my face looks disapproving to her, but to me it feels rather sulky. I thought I'd try once more.

Bella's got me sitting in the back seat because…

FLASH BACK

"your being truly annoying, I'm going to crash the car if you don't stop trying to put that towel around me and I swear I'll set Emmett onto you if you don't stop" Bella sounded truly pissed.

"I want to see you try" but I already know she won't. She uses that threat rarely so maybe she really is annoyed. Oh well I'm not giving up either. I try once more to wrap her up.

"OUCH! Alice who's side are you on?"

"Bella's, naturally."

Man that woman is one evil little piece of work. I've been torn from my seat, away from my Bella and slammed into the back seat of the truck.

END FLASH BACK

So what if I'm a little strung out. We're going to a pool party at Mike Newton's house, Jacob Black and every other male with a crush on Bella is going to be there. And the bathers she's wearing don't even cover her!

"Well how do you think I'm going to feel with you running around bare chest?" I can tell Bella is in a sulky mood now. This may just turn out my way.

"I don't even want to go"

"Well we are. Just because you're an antisocial old vamp doesn't mean the rest of us can't have fun" she said this in a teasing tone, so I don't take close notice of the particular age remark.

"HMPH" I fold my arms and make my eyes do the smouldering thing that turns her too putty.

"Please?"

"No. Sorry but no."

Damn. I can see Newton's house now. One last chance.

"rrrrrggahhhr"(A.N is that how sick people sound?)

"Bella. rrraahhggg. Bella love I think I'm sick, I think I may need to see Carlisle." I'm sure now that she thinks I'm sick we get to go home.

Edward Cullen. Vampires can not get sick! Don't even try this one on Bella or I will tear your fangs out.

Damn Alice and her vicious thoughts.

What's this? Bella's turning the car around? YES! It worked it really worked. Who's the genius? I am. I didn't think she would believe me so easily.

"Alright Edward if this is what you really want?"

"Yes. Yes. I mean y-yes cough." I've won. No boys will see Bella in her bikini.

"Thanks Bella cough I really appreciate you giving up the party for me." She will never know how glad I am.

"Oh. I'm still going to the party, I'm just dropping you at home first."

"WHAT? Wait! Fast recoverers us vampires. Yep healthy as ever. No need to take me home now, I'm completely fine. I promise." I'm stumbling through my excuse, this can't be good. Please no, this cannot be happening, she saw through me and now I'm not even allowed to go and stop the pervert boys.

"I don't know Edward, you sound pretty ill to me. What do you think Alice?" Her face was full of concern and I thought she believed I was truly sick until I saw her and Alice smirk at one another.

"Yeah I think Bella's right Edward. You sound terrible. Oh well best if you just run home because I don't want to be late for the party." I can hear her laughing at me through her thoughts. Oh I am so going to get her next time we play ball.

"Truly Bella I feel ok now. On to the party. YAY party." I pump my fist into the air hoping that will make Bella forget the whole sick thing. And it worked. As soon as I did it she cracked up laughing.

"ha ha heehe heehe you s-should've seen your f-face." I imagine she was having a rough time breathing since she was gasping for breath between words. But as long as I'm going to that party it's all going to be fine.

"So Bel love, what do you say, shall we go to the party now?" she's had to pull over now before her laughing fit forces her to crash the truck.

"r-right, the party. Sorry. I f-forgot because you…hhahahehehehhahehahe."

Great. Now she's started Alice off, in her head and out load.

"Fine. you two don't seem to want to go to the party anymore. So I'll walk the rest of the way." Now I know I'm sounding sulky, buts that's only because I am sulky at the moment. I mean I'm just trying to be the good, slightly over protective, boyfriend and they are both laughing in my face.

"Wait. No, we're coming too." They both said, still giggling. Bella's face was red and teary and she just looked so vulnerable and cute. Alice on the other hand just sat there looking like a hyena on crack.

Finally, after many stops along the way so Bella could roll around on the side walk laughing and occasionally pointing a finger my way, we got to the party. We are greeted by a flustered Mrs Newton.

Oh dear. Oh dear. They've come all this way and poor Mikey wikey is sick. Didn't he call them? Mrs Newton's thoughts are a little jumbled but easy enough to understand. The party is off. Hallelujah.

"I'm so very, very sorry Bella and friends, but Mike is sick and the party has been cancelled. Mike was supposed to call everyone, but I guess he forgot to get in touch with you." Mrs Newton has the same whiney voice as Mike. Just hearing her voice is starting to get on my nerves. Hey, what's that sound? Giggling? No please don't tell me Bella has remembered that fake enthusiasm I stupidly pulled in the car? Wait no, that laughing is more girly then Bella's, much more high pitched and…..WHINEY!

"CLICK."

Then a shriek of more of that whiney giggling. I try to force myself to look around at what is happening but all my joints feel frozen.

"Mike Newton you get inside right now, but first you give me that camera you naughty boy. That's not the type of photos Daddy and I wanted you to take with your birthday present."

I'm absolutely shocked. I can't even move, which is strange because usually I have such great reflexes. But it would seem that vile Mike Newton just ran outside, took a picture of my half-naked Bella and has run off again into the house cackling so loud it could wake the dead. Mrs Newtons gone now and I can feel something warm pulling at my wrist but I'm much too stunned to process anything major.

"Come on Edward. It's no big deal. Really. Let's just go home." It's Bella.

"Yeah Edward, we can get even with him later. But Bella's freezing. I mean it's raining and she's only got her bathers on. You don't want her to get sick do you Edward?" Alice is tying now, in what she thinks is a reassuring tone but its just making me more angry.

Damn. How did I not feel the rain? What have I been doing? At least I can move again now. Phew. I take Bella's hand of my arm, kiss it softly before letting her go and then begin to run south all the while calling out for Jasper and Emmett. Boy oh boy was I going to get even with Newton. Big time! All I need now is my trusty brothers, a dozen cartons of eggs and a sixteen pack of toilet paper.

Who said revenge isn't sweet? It is one of my favourite flavours.

A.N. thanks for the reviews. i was originally going to stop writing this one now, but my friends and reviewers have asked me to continue so i have. the second chapter is Edward's revenge, have fun reading it, i hope you like it. please review.

Thanks.