It was a normal day at fairy tail high, well if you could call any day normal here. It's been two weeks since we got back from our summer holidays. My friends and I are now in our favourite class. Its everyone's favourite because we have Gildarts and its sex ed, so we don't really do much he says the guys here don't know anything about sex all they care about is fighting so there's no point in talking so the girls normally gossip and the guys normally test how strong there magic is. Oh didn't I tell you we all have magic, fairy tail is a school for mages and our Strong's mage is "teaching" sex-ed.
So as I was saying it was a normal day in fairy tail high or so we thought when Gildarts came in with big boxes which got everyone's attention "right kids we're going to be doing something different this year the master wants us to do this because as he say "I don't want my brats having more brats" so he's giving you brats they're not real but they're very life like so when I'll call you and your partners name you will come up and pick a piece of paper telling you if you're married, divorced, together or a stay at home parent your jobs how you got pregnant oh and one of you lucky kids will get two babies so best of luck" he takes a piece of paper and goes to the front of the class.
"first up Erza and Jellal please come up here and take a piece of paper out of the jar" that's when a very red faced Erza and Jellal went up, once they got the paper Gildarts told them to read it out to the class "you are 16 you got pregnant after a party your boyfriend only has a part time job but is always out with his friends you have a baby boy you had to leave school to take care of him" I don't think I've ever seen Erza so upset I think she got the worst one she just walked to her desk and lowered her head.
"Okay next Levy and Gajeel please come up here and do the same" levy who was right beside me squealed. I know she has a huge crush on him. So once they got the paper Levy read "you are a top world scientist you are at work a lot and your husband is a stay at home father who takes care of your baby girl while you go off to live your dream" with that Natsu and Grey start laughing at Gajeel being a house wife which causes a fight, but once it was over we got back to pairing up.
"Elfman and Evergreen please do what the last two did but no fighting" with a shout of how manly this was, Elfman walked up and Evergreen took a piece of paper "you are working at a law firm your partner is a" she stopped reading and fell to the ground laughing. Elfman took the paper off her and read the piece of paper once he read it he put is head down and handed it to Gidarts who read the rest to us "your partner will be a ballet dancer and you will have a daughter" that's when the whole class burst out into laugher. Elfman a ballet dancer but he's so big and not elegant like you need to be.
"Okay okay time to move on, Juvia and Grey please come up" I'm surprised Juvia is keeping her cool knowing that's she's with her beloved Grey-sama. Juvia took a piece of paper "Juvia is a stay at home mother Grey-sama is a police man we are not married yet but are engaged to be wed" with that Juvia lost her cool and jumped at Grey, Gajeel pried Juvia off Grey. It was time to see who was next.
"Lisanna and bickslow please come up here and try not start anything please" Lisanna looked a little upset but she got up and took the paper "I'm a singer and bickslow is an accountant we have a baby girl" I hope mines is as nice as this.
Next Lucy and Natsu please come to the front and god please Natsu don't start anything" oh god I'm paired with Natsu of all people I mean yeah he's my best friend but I want a good grade so as I go up there are only 4 papers left I take one and turn to the class "I am a stay at home mother who writes part-time my husband is the CAO of a large company so we are well off we have two children a boy and a girl" I look at Gildarts then to Natsu I have two kid I forgot someone got twins, why me? "this is great Lucy were partners" he grins at me as we took our seats.
"Next my beautiful Cana-chan and freed please come up" now that's an odd pairing If I've ever seen one. They step up but this time freed takes the paper and reads "Cana is a nurse we are divorced… thank god" that got him a look from Gildarts "I am a doctor we have a son" with that they took their seats
"Mira and Laxus please come up here take a paper" Mira looked a little too happy for my liking she looked like Christmas came early "I am a bar maid Laxus is my husband and a teacher we have a little girl" Laxus looked like he didn't care at all.
"Next up Jet and Dorie." Jet picked out the paper and started to read "I am a chef of a 5 star restaurant and Dorie is my husband, gym instructor and we have adopted a boy." The look of horror on the boys faces as they looked at Gildarts. "Why you looking at me like that," Gild arts said innocently "I thought you two were together anyway, you are never apart" Everyone in the class roared with laughter, apart from Gajeel who seemed genuinely confused. "Aren't they? I thought they were Levy's gay best friends?" This caused more laughter as Jet and Dorie walked red faced back to their seats.
With all the papers gone there was still someone left. Loke is it because he's my spirit? But he's still a student here.
"Loke come up here I have your paper here" Loke goes up to the front when the paper is handed to him he reads it out "I am a single parent that works two part time jobs I have a little girl whose mother is not with us" I feel bad he has to do this on his own. "Why can't I be paired up with Lucy or Cana? Freed could do this on his own" I sink into my seat not wanting to be part of this. Gildarts spoke; "I put Lucy with Natsu so he would pass this class because she can keep him in line and why would I pair my beloved Cana-Chan up with a playboy like you or any straight boy in this room why do you think she's with freed "With that Loke sat down.
"Okay now everyone has the paper you will have these robot babies, at the end of each week we will be taking them, it will tell us how well you took care of them. During school hours you will leave them in the "day-care" room, you will pick them up during breaks and before you come to this class. You will have them till Christmas. When you hand them up you will need to have a paper done about how you live your life each week you will also get a new piece of paper with what you will be doing that week and it will be on the report so please don't mess up and you can name the babies and dress them and the best will win a prize. So let the baby games begin."
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