It was New Year's Eve and all was quiet at Orihara Izaya's high class apartment. He was in his room getting dressed, in preparation for the party Shinra was throwing.

"Hmm shall I wear the black t-shirt with the black pants? Or should I wear a shirt?" he mused to himself. Suddenly he tossed all the clothing he'd been sorting up into the air. "Oh it's no use I'll never be able to choose from so many quality outfits" Then, as if someone just turned his power button off, he flopped down on top of the freshly tossed clothing.

However, little did he know that an intruder was quietly entering his house. Said intruder gingerly stepped through the open plan living space, though he was blonde, his steps were very much ginger. He scowled intensely upon not being able to locate the owner of the apartment. Although he really didn't want to, he decided it was necessary and resigned himself to searching the bedroom. Tentatively he opened the door.

It wasn't that he expected to find anything normal in an apartment belonging to Orihara Izaya, but what he found was beyond the abnormal he expected, thus becoming somewhat terrifying. So much so he gesticulated, fumbled and punched the night stand.

Izaya was therefore disturbed from his naked-lying-down-on-the-floor-with-clothing session. And not only was he disturbed he was also quite alarmed to find that the intruder was none other than Heiwajima Shizuo.

Instinctively he plastered on his signature smirk.

"Ah? What's this why is Shizu-chan in my apartment?" he tried standing but to his dismay a silken blouse rendered his efforts futile.

"W-why the hell are you naked?!"

Shizuo was an unhealthy shade of red, it could be put down to his anger one would suppose.

"I'm allowed to be as naked as I like in my own home. It's not you've never seen me naked either. Remember high school? Now, please tell me why you are in my apartment before I call the Awakusu-kai and arrange to have you killed."

"Urgh! It's not like I chose to come here! Shinra told Celty to pick you up, but then the traffic police started chasing her, so she told me to get you. Now, you're supposed to be ready, so we can piss off out of here to that damn party!" his face looked close to the shade of beetroot.

"You should have declined and told her to call me a taxi instead. Ah, this is what happens when you let two monsters make decisions." He said in far too smug tones for the situation he was in.

Unable to take any more of his nonsense Shizuo grabbed the night stand he'd punched and hurled towards the still naked Izaya.

Though the force from his throw combined with his foot coming into contact with another of Izaya's silken garments, he managed to send the nightstand out of the window and himself onto Izaya.

""Argh?""

Was the sound of confusion that escaped both of their lips.

They had both managed to trap themselves in this compromising position, with Shizuo not registering what was happening and Izaya frozen out of fright and the web of slick silken garments strewn all over the floor.

There was just silence. Unable to move they continued to lay there like two fish out of water.

Though after this silence had persisted for what they perceived to be half an hour and they'd both become accustomed to the smell of each other's breath and the feel of their hearts beating against their chests, the silence was drawing on awkward.

"Shizu-chan, get off! I need to get dressed."

"Ah, um… that's right."

Carefully, they managed to get up.

"Now, get out of my room."

"But you're already nak-…"

Shizuo noticed something. What he'd imagined was just a banana Izaya had kept in one of his pockets for a snack when he was lying on top of him, now revealed itself. Yet again, Shizuo's face burned a deep red.

"Aha, so you noticed. Now get out!"

Though, both were rather embarrassed at this point, their conversation persisted in a place where the natural response would have been to run away or cover up.

"Um… but, why is that-that thing, there?" he gestured towards his groin.

"It was the…..the….silks. I have a silk kink! Haha! Strange isn't it? Now be on your way, I'll get a taxi, go!"

"…Silk kink?"

"That's right."

"Really? Somehow I don't believe you. I think this is just another one of your strange methods of trying to piss me off! Isn't that right Izaya-kun!"

Being naked, Izaya had no means of defence, no pockets meant no switchblade. His only option was to escape. On that thought he darted towards the door.

However another of his cursed silken undergarments got in his way and sent him sliding into Shizuo.

And they were in the same predicament as before, only this time Izaya was on top.

"Now, this way is a little better." He couldn't help but say.

"Flea! What the hell are you trying to do, hah?" Shizuo however was less than pleased. "And what do you mean 'this way is better'?" So he rolled so Izaya was underneath him again.

"Urgh, Shizu-chan's such a brute."

"Now, tell me what this is about."

"It's nothing, let me go."

"Oh, now, I've known you long enough to know when you're bullshitting, flea."

Gently he pressed the tip sending pangs of pleasure through Izaya's body.

"Shizu-chan….stop."

He touched him more, still agonisingly slow.

"No, you want this. Remember high school?"

Suddenly, he started pumping him, faster and faster. Shizuo licked his lips as he witnessed Izaya's body become flushed. He could see him tensing and abruptly he stopped.

"Lube?"

"Nightstand."

Which was probably causing some concern for the pedestrians outside his building, since Shizuo threw it out the window.

"Oh well, a slimy guy like you probably doesn't need any."

Izaya made to pout but was interrupted by Shizuo placing his fingers on lips and commanding him to suck. He lathered his fingers with as much saliva as he could muster, rolling his tong around the digits.

Rather forcefully, Shizuo yanked his fingers out of his mouth and prodded his anus.

"Ready?"

"No."

"Tough."

Then he aggressively he drove his fingers in. Izaya in response, released a gasp.

His hips bucked desperately as he felt the fingers stretch him and niggle at his insides. Until they were swiftly yanked out of him. Shizuo worked on his jeans, revealing his own length, which glistened with pre-cum.

He filled Izaya right up with himself. He held Izaya down with his powerful hands gripping his hipbones limiting his movements, causing small groans to escape him.

"Move! You monster."

Shizuo thrusted until Izaya was writhing beneath him. He leaned into him and licked along his collar bones. He felt Izaya clenching around him, they were both close now.

"Ah, ah! Fuck! Shizu-chan!"

Izaya released onto both their chests.

"Oi, you bastard! This. Is. My. Best. Sh-uhrh!"

He tried to say 'shirt' however he was cut off by his own climax.

"Illogical as ever, Shizu-chan." He panted, having yet to catch his breath.

So, he wiped his shirt, in the hope that would help and grabbed Izaya and headed out the door.

"Ah? Ah? Shizu-chan, are you forgetting that I'm naked and you're wearing a cummy shirt?"

"I know, but we're nearly half an hour late for Shinra's party and I'm not letting Celty down, she said she'd show me how to play eggs box and she seemed so excited."

So, they left. And when they reached Shinra's though they had to explain why they'd had a police escort.

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