Chapter One

Starring: Janet Harris, Sand-Cloud Pluff, Gelby Chu



'I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.. to catch them is my real test, to glomp them is my cause..'

'Do we need the background music?' Sand-Cloud asked.

'Yes!' I insisted. 'We can't go bishónen-catching without a little sing-song!'

'I'm sure we can,' said Gebly. 'Besides, you're the one going bishónen-catching, you just dragged us a along.'

'You'd understand if you were fangirls,' I sighed. 'And humans, at that.'

My name's Janet Harris, and I'm an OBSESSED fangirl who's recently become a bishónen trainer. Well, that's not entirely true, I haven't actually caught any bishónen yet so I haven't actually done any training, but I'm on my way! Anyway, my two friends and I make up what we call "Team Yellow". It sounds stupid, but hey. Sand-Cloud is a yellow yoshi, and Gelby is a pikachu, thus making her yellow. And to add to it all, I have yellow hair. Nifty, eh?

So yeah, I convinced them to come along on my bishónen training adventure. One day I hope to earn all of the badges at the bishónen gyms and become a bishónen master! Boo-yaa!

We'd just come out of a BishóMart. I'd been sure to stock up on bishóballs, as well as potions and antidotes and all those other items that trainers are like, meant to carry. And now I was on my way to finding a bishónen, and catching him, and well.. I'd figure out what to do after that when the time came.

Luckily, it wasn't much later that we did come across a bishónen! He was quite tall, with blue hair that was rather puffy and had one of those cool "long strands of hair hanging down the front" things going. He was wearing some weird-looking white uniform with a red "R" on the front, and black gloves and boots. And he was carrying a rose. I recognised him instantly..

'Wow, a wild kojiro!' I smiled. 'I've got to catch him!'

The bishónen looked at me, blinked, and titled his head. 'Jiro?'

'Squeeeeeee!' I said excitedly. 'He's so cute!!'

'Um,' said Sand-Cloud. 'OK. Whatever.'

'You're mine, kojiro!' I shouted. 'Bishóball, GO!'

I threw a bishóball at the kojiro. He didn't struggle much, but kojiros were generally weak bishónen so that was understandable. As the ball sucked him inside, he disappeared and we were left staring at a shaking, full bishóball on the ground. The light soon turned out, and the ball stopped shaking.

'Yeah!' I cheered, rushing over and picking it up. 'I caught my first bishónen! Am I cool or what!?'

'Um, sure,' said Sand-Cloud.

'Whoo! Yeah!' I continued, throwing the bishóball into the air and catching it again. At least, that was my intention. I actually kind of missed, and it fell crashing to the ground. With the impact, it burst open and my newly-caught kojiro appeared. He looked around, quite confused. I stared at him for a moment, trying to take in the excitement, then I couldn't take it any longer, and I glomped him. 'YAY I got a kojiro!!!!'

Gelby sighed. 'We did we let ourselves get into this mess?'



~Janet~