Bizzarre 'song' i came up with durring a boring car ride it's sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red Nosed Reigndeer
'Ruka the lowly chuunin
Had a very pert a- Rump!
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it's plump.
All of the other chuunin
Used to always stare and gag.
They never let poor 'Ruka
Join in any Shuriken Tag.
Then one boring summer's day
'Kashi came to say,
"'Ruka with your rump so pert,
Have sex with me it will not hurt."
Then all the chuunin loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"'Ruka the lowly chuunin
I'm so glad it was not me!"