Her Husband's Wife

Ok, this story is basically total humour, but its not slapstick. In other words, its not a bunch of rubbish and easy reading at the same time. This story will be done by two different people. One by me – Lizalaroo and the other person is my friend – Amanda. We will be doing a chapter each and you will be told who wrote which chapter.

 

Review: Basically, Relena is a total phsycho who starts the whole thing when she *accidently* drowns Trowa when she goes swimming for the first time in her life. Hehe…

Chapter 1 – Innocent Murder

*Lizalaroo's chapter*

It seemed peace was finally gained and all was back to normal. The former gundam pilots began living in Quatre's mansion with Relena providing all the money. Relena had finally become permanent queen of the World and the space colonies, which left no room for battles. The gundam pilots could never become normal children, but they could go on with life and learn how to accept the world around them. Little did they know, their war would never be over until they were dead!

Relena strolled to the huge center. A few people bowed and she was let in for free with Trowa close at her heels. The last thing he wanted was to be paying to go to a swimming pool.

"I've never really been at a swimming pool you know," said Relena smiling at Trowa.

"Well the girl's rooms are over there," said Trowa blushing and pointing at the girl's rooms, which were on the other side of the pool room.

"Ok, I'll meet you back here," exclaimed Relena rushing into the toilet.

Trowa smiled to himself, remembering what had happened earlier the day.

#Flashback# ~Soz, couldn't resist using the flashback idea ^_^

Trowa walked into the dining room quietly. The others were already there eating there breakfast silently. He slipped into his seat and looked around at the others. They seemed unusually quiet and Heero wasn't even touching his food.

"Um, Heero, what is it?" asked Trowa taking a bit out of his cereal.

"Relena wants to go to the swimming pool," said Heero calmly.

"And, that is a problem?"

"She's never been in one!"

"So?"

"She's going alone!" Heero said frustrated.

Trowa sweat dropped and tried to hide his laughter. Heero suddenly blushed and sat back down. He cared too much for the girl and it was almost cute, watching him trying to talk about Relena without blushing. It just went so weird.

"If you are so worried I'll go with her ok? We'll go to her private, castle pool if that makes you even more calm," said Trowa.

Heero nodded quickly and walked out the room. Quatre broke into laughter, quickly covering his mouth to make sure Heero didn't hear him.

"What? Surely taking Relena to the pool can't be that hard," exclaimed Trowa before walking out of the room too.

#End of Flashback#

Relena raced out of the bathroom, her swimming costume tightly around her slim (cough cough) body. She waved to Trowa and raced to him with her towel. The place seemed deserted. Even the guards had left.

"Alright, so do we just get in?" asked Relena giggling.

Trowa nodded and Relena shrieked in happiness as she jumped into the pool. Trowa dived after her and brought her back up to the surface of the water. Luckily she was close to the edge of the pull and grabbed on, shivering in the cold.

"You never told me it was so cold in a pool," said Relena angrily.

"You have to warm up by swimming. Of course it's cold at first. When you get a bit more warmed up we'll go to the middle of the pool. You might not be able to reach there," said Trowa before torpedoing 5 metres.

Relena nodded and tried the same, pushing off the wall. Everything went awkward and she smashed head first into the perpendicular wall. Her eyes popped in frustration and she threw her head out the water, gasping for breath.

"That wasn't fun!" screamed Relena angrily.

Trowa tried to hide his laughter and showed her how to doggy paddle. A smile plastered on her face. Surely THIS couldn't been hard for her. She let go of the edge and began doggy paddling. She began floating towards him like a little puppy. She noticed how his unibang became soaked and looked very funny because it was still sticking out like it always did. He dived underwater again and began using freestyle towards the other side of the pool.

Relena watched as Trowa swam so easily across the pool. He didn't seem to get tired at all and she was already getting breathless.

Maybe I should try a different stroke thought Relena trying to imitate Trowa's freestyle.

It seemed to be working so she let go of the wall and began slowly swimming to the middle of the pool. She became tired after about 2 minutes of swimming and she was barely in the middle. Her arms ached and her legs didn't want to kick anymore. She put her feet down and tried to touch the floor but it disappeared underneath her. Her heart began racing as she started struggling to stay above the water.

"Trowa help me! I'm drowning," screamed Relena as her head went underwater.

Trowa quickly raced towards Relena and grabbed onto the confused figure. She grabbed onto his arm and began pulling him down and screaming in the water at the same time. She floated up again and breathed in. She began shrieking and grabbed onto her last resort – Trowa's Uni bang – ducking him underwater before he could take a breath. She seemed to be drowning still so she jumped onto his back, which seemed to help her float.

Trowa tried to struggle against the heavy weight on his back. His lungs began shrinking as the air wasn't received. His head felt tingly from lack of oxygen. He tried to move but his arms didn't seem to move. He couldn't see because the person ontop of him was splashing and creating bubbles in the water. He tried to breath through those bubbles, but it didn't seem to work.

"Am I going to die like this?" thought Trowa before falling into unconsciousness as he breathed in the chlorined water.

Relena paddled slowly towards the edge of the pool. Tears were swelling in her eyes as she drew closer to the edge. She had forgotten what she was sitting on by now and only cared about getting to the edge of the pool. Suddenly a bodyguard raced in and screamed at the sight. He talked into his radiospeaker quickly and rushed to help Relena out of the pool. Only when she came out she looked at what she had been floating on. A shrill scream filled the pool as the former gundam pilots rushed into pool room.

Thank goodness Relena didn't die thought Heero.

"Oh my god, I can't believe Trowa, Trowa is dead," said Heero in a monotone voice.

"How are we ever going to tell Catherine about this event. I mean she treated Trowa as her brother," said Quatre at the table. His eyes were swollen from crying. Relena had stayed in her room the whole day and had finally come out, having a horrible feeling in her stomache.

"This was all my fault. I was so scared I didn't know what I grabbed onto... I wish I never went to the pool. I should have followed your advice, Heero. You are always correct," said Relena before bursting into tears again.

Heero turned on his laptop, ignoring Relena's tears. He wasn't supposed to show that he cared infront of the other gundam pilots.

"Hello, Catherine. We have some bad news for you and it is urgent. I think you better go to Quatre's mansion as soon as possible," said Heero to the voice mail. He pressed the "send" button and looked back at Relena.

"For your own safety, I suggest you go back to your castle and don't face Catherine for a while," said Heero calmly.

Relena nodded sadly and made her way out of the room.

"Are you sure that is alright to say to your girlfriend," asked Wufei strangely.

"Yeah, it's fine," said Heero not realising what a mistake he had made.

"You think that Onna is good enough for your girlfriend! She is a slut! You can do better than that Heero," exclaimed Wufei angrily.

"At least his girlfriend is the queen, and not DEAD," said Dup cooly.

Wufei was about to wring Duo's neck when Quatre stopped them.

"Don't you think you are being a bit too casual about Trowa's death?" asked Quatre through hiccups.

"People die every day, we are used to it aren't we?" asked Duo.

Quatre jumped out of his chair angrily and walked out the room.

"Did I say something wrong?" asked Duo blankly.

The others formed a huge sweatdropped. He sure could be thick headed sometimes.