Christian Grey por Homme

by B.G.Heron

I can really see something like this popping up in an upcoming magazine...or in a really slinky television advertisment. Hope you find it amusing! Be kind, this is my first try at writing on ff!

Disclaimer: the characters from the Fifty Shades Trilogy belong to EL James. The idea to bottle their yummy essence via smell is mine, as well as, strangely, my mom's, Doe!

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Ladies, who doesn't want to come home, wrap your arms around him, and take a deep breath of Christian Grey?

Now, you can...with Christian Grey Por Homme cologne for your man. In fact, you can have him any time of the day, or night. Why not have your very own man smelling like jasmine and clean linen mixed with a heady mixture of masculine woodsy greens.

Even if your beloved isn't a billionaire or doesn't have a body made of pure unadulterated muscle, that doesn't mean you can't pretend once the blindfold is on! Bring the smell of the finest hotels in Europe and the essence of the Seattle skyline into your bedroom. Even the classically designed bottle, reminiscent of the Escala building and the clean, modern lines of Grey House is a feast to the eyes.

Go on and take a deep, delicious breath of Christian Grey Por Homme on your man. He. Can. Be. All. Yours.

CG Body Wash for Bath and Shower also available at your finest retailers. Your man can come clean for you, just like Christian Grey.

And finally, Fifty Shades Aftershave available in limited quantities - perfect to slap on during those special nights.

Coming Soon...and you know she can't help herself... Anastasia por Femme Parfum.

A/N: so should there also be versions of cologne, "Mr. Grey", a clean body splash, and "Mrs. Grey", an elegantly scented hairspray? I know, I am getting ridiculous! I just couldn't help myself. I must be punished!