I do not own the Big Bang Theory, and I stole this story. Sorry you poor sap, you snooze you get hacked...BAZINGA! I didn't steal this story, I promise- LongLoreLover

Sheldon was lying in his bed, looking like a statue in a coffin. His cover was tucked in around him so you could easily see his form, and his eyes was covered by a...teddy bear? The fur started to tickle Sheldon's nose, and he sneezed, getting up and sending the teddy-bear onto the floor. It made a soft thud on his hypoallergenic carpet, and he looked at his alarm clock. 6:29: it read, and he scoffed, only one more minute to rest. He closed his eyes, and but a few seconds later, a bracelet that was synced to his alarm clock tingle on his wrist. He made a goofy laugh and then hit the red button, which should've made the bracelet turn off.
But it only increased its intensity.
Sheldon looked at it in dismay, and then hit the button again. It did not turn off, so he instead tried the green button, which starts the syncing process. It did nothing either, and Sheldon growled before trying to pull his bracelet off, but he only succeeded in cutting his finger. It was a minute cut, but it was enough to make him jump out of bed.
"Oh dear oh dear oh dear," he kept repeating as he ran to the bathroom and opened the bottom cabinet. He immediately took out some alcohol, and let it run over his 1 centimeter long cut, grimacing in pain as if he had poured alcohol on a gash on his belly. After that, he rinsed with cold water and then put on some fresh NeoSporin before bandaging the whole finger.
Then he returned everything, and looked at the bracelet again. "Well," he said with a shrug, "It'll just be jewelry. Yeah..." he walked away, and then came right back to the mirror. "Itchy jewelry!" he tried pulling at it, and then remembered what just happened. Running to the kitchen, he looked for a cutting knife. Finding one, he placed his hand on a cutting board, and then his face started to full-on twitch. His eyes moved, his cheeks rippled, his forehead scrunched up, the works. "I am the master of my own hand."he echoed, which was a lie because his hand holding the knife was shaking so bad he thought he might drop it on himself.

Then Leonard and the gang came through the door.

"Sheldon no!" Leonard screamed, running to grab the knife.

Sheldon held it out of reach from Leonard, forcing him to jump. "Sheldon give me the knife!" he barked, and Sheldon shook his head.

"I shalln't Leonard! This is the only way I can free myself!"and he raised his knife to slash downwards when two strong arms reached behind Sheldon and grabbed his hands. They were covered in silk; Leo.

"Enough Sheldon."he said calmly, despite the situation. Grasping the blunt side of the knife, Leo twisted it so it spun in Sheldon's grip, making him lose his hold and thus allowing Leo to pull it from him. Sheldon lunged at Leo, who simply dodged. "Give me back the knife! I must cut!"Sheldon roared, Leo gave him a poor-child look. Sheldon, cutting is not something that's okay to do."

"No! I don't mean that type of cutting. I must rid myself of this bracelet!" He lunged again, and Leo dodged him, shaking his head. "No knife for you. The bracelet's battery will die out soon, you'll just have to last until then."

Sheldon looked at him for at least a minute, in which Leo just stared back with a confident smile. "I hate you."Sheldon simply stated afterwards, and Leo bowed. "Why my brother, it is a privilege to even be noticed by you at all." Sheldon nodded, and then went to his room. Even sank down, hands pressed to their heads as they fought the worse of their hangovers, except for Leo, who seemed immune, and had a glass of water. They had dropped Amy and Bernadette off at their respectable houses, and then came home.

"So everyone, what do you want to do now?" Leo cheerfully inquired, and everyone looked up at him, seeing as he was sitting on a table.

"I want to die."Howard emotionlessly answered, and Leo chuckled. "Leonard?"

"I want to die right now."He answered, the adrenaline from stopping Sheldon now wearing off.

Leo just moved on. "Raj? Penny?"

"I'd rather have a constipated bowel movement."Raj said tiredly, rubbing his forehead.

"I'm okayish, because I drink a lot...But I still feel awful." Penny commented.

Leo looked at all of them. "You poor people. So we can all agree that inhibitors are good at the time, but you'll feel them in the morning?" he smiled.

"Aye!"they all replied, and Leo laughed before getting a text. It was from Amy.

Leo, I'm extremely hung over, but it'd mean a lot if you came over and comforted me...

Leo smiled to himself and then took his leave of absence. As he left, he looked back at the others. Yeah, they were going to be there a while...

-I don't think this beginning was nearly as funny as the last time, but hey, you never know. The next chapter will probably be updated tomorrow, or Thursday at the latest. Live Long and Prosper- LLL