Crazy drabble based on a wacky FB convo. I TMNT-'ed it!
Leo, Raph, Don & Mikey all belong to Master Splinter, not me :-D (Well Peter and Kevin are their biological grandparents, and Nickelodeon adopted them)
April looks out her window mournfully at the sky. It's so grey that it's almost black. She sighs, hoping for the thunderstorm to pass soon. She decides to go online and check out what's happening on facebook.
She logs on, and yawns as sleep immediately sets in.
She types.
April's status: Is thinking about a threesome with all this rain...my pillow, blanket and mattress...lol
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Raphael's comment: Hmph...u stole my head yes. I was going 2 say wtf I'm hearin here...nice one!
April's comment: Do I look crazy?
Raphael's comment: U passed that stage a looong time ago ...
April's comment: U should be very nice 2 me considering that the weekend is approaching...
Raphael's comment: Nuh uh, u're ONLY givin' me 4.. to spend away... I hafta buy paint & new stuff for the s-cycle...so...blehhhh
April laughs. She made a deal to pay him for painting the living room, which was also supposed to be his birthday present. His price was too high.
She types.
April's comment: Hmmmm we'll discuss that later...I'm grounded for the wkend, plans chngd.
Raphael's comment: Well as u said...hang out with ur threesome this wkend.
April's comment: Don't hav a problem with that :-)
Mikey's comment: April if u join them, won't that be a 4-some? :-P
Raphael's comment: Looks like she would be video-taping the pillow, blanket & mattress whilst they're doin' their 3-some ... Ha Ha
April's comment: No comments :-|
Don's comment: Let me guess, u ran out of film again? (Ancient relic) :-P
April's comment: Lol...no...my 'Anaconda' is whispering to me...
She wondered if they understood what she meant by anaconda. It was an old high school joke that she and her friends used to describe that insatiable feeling of hunger. One of them claimed that they had a stomach that was the length of an anaconda.
Raphael's comment: No wonder u're Glowing like that from over there!...DIG DEEP!
April smirked, mischeif in her eyes. She types.
April's comment: Lol...u see it too?
Mikey's comment: Whatever it is under there, it has u on edge...lol
Aprils' comment: U wanna find out what's under there?
Don's comment: Nope.
Raphael's comment: I'm seeing an empty duracell pack on ur desk...come closer?
April's comment: Yes, u better come closer, u're not seeing right...
Mikey's comment: Is that an extension cord? O_O
Don's comment: S-4-brains!
April's comment: No...take a closer look...
Raphael's comment: Y r ur hands makin such funny movements? U got Parkinson's?
April's comment: Not funny...but come closer & I'll show u why it's making strange movements.
Mikey's comment: What's that buzzing noise April?
Don's comment: Mikey, Raph, April! stop...u're filling up my inbox!
April's comment: Ha ha, r u seeing the shit Raph & Mike r saying Leonardo?
Raphael's comment: Leonardo I'm hearing buzzing sounds coming from April's desk. & it's irritating!
Mikey's comment: Perhaps it's Winnie the Pooh under there & he's doin what he does best! LOL
Raphael's comment: Bumble bee was complainin' about that same noise...
Mikey's comment: Winnie the Pooh went to look for honey, hahahahaha ... but y is he using an extension cord?
Leonardo's comment: Lol...beats me...why don't you ask April about that!
Don's comment: Not u 2 Leo! I'm sorting my emails...
Raphael's comment: Then with all that buzzin' it has 2 be Rabbit & Tigger down there with him!
April's comment: Well, y don't u ask him?
Mikey's comment: Yes, & don't forget about Piglet..
Raphael's comment: Who? Piglet...he's down there 2? lmao
April's comment: Winnie the Pooh & his whole gang! ;-)
Mikey's comment: Leonardo, y is the whole gang down there?
Leonardo's comment: Why tag me in your comment Mikey? Ask April!
April's comment: Lol, I could drop them off by u Raphael, on my way to the store...
Raphael's comment: NO THANK YOU! KEEP THEM TO URSELF! LET THEM KEEP LOOKING 4 THA' GOLDEN HONEY... O_O ... :-|
Mikey's comment: Lol
April's comment: hmmm...heard u got a bee hive over there...
Raphael's comment: Who told u that? a Piglet?
Mikey's comment: Roflmao
April's comment: Ask Leonardo...
Leonardo's comment: Again, why mention me in your comments guys... April?
Don's comment: She's bored & she misses us :-P
April's comment: Who lied & told u that? Mikey / Piglet?
Raphael's comment: Knock knock!
April's comment: Who's there?
Mikey's comment: No one :-D
And April watches as the little green-online indicator dots turn grey for each of the guys. She logs off and heads for her bed.
The End! I'm done with tormenting your thoughts.
Madness...I know! O_O