Another Phineas & Ferb Fanfiction™

AN: So yeah, adding a new story to my portfolio. While the previous one was based in reality, this one takes reality, trips it down a flight of stairs and kicks it's face in before running off giggling. Which is why I've rated this T. Considering I've seen many people get in trouble, I should point out I don't own anything related to Phineas and Ferb in this. Nothing. Nothing at all.
I should also point out that although the story is long, you may wish to read "Candace's Turn" first – I base this as a... not so much a sequel as much as a spiritual successor.

Just to place some vital information: Yes; this is incredibly long, or so I hope. Yes; I have an massive number of pairings. Yes, this has a OC based around me – but not due to an ego, or due to an "OH LOL I'M GETTING WITH EVERYONE I'M SO COOL" but due to the fact I wont be able to write about anyone else's personality. Finally, like I said above, the ties to reality in this are as close as in Phineas and Ferb... as in they aren't.

Everything not related to Phineas and Ferb is my own creation, and taken from the depths and pits of my mind.

FYI – Every 'child' is 15, every 'teenager' is 17. Just makes for easier writing, IMO.

Enjoy. ~ Someone.

Chapter 1: Major Crash Landing.


Luke was sitting in his captain seat. He looked around him. Brushed chrome surfaces, smooth lines, and the unmistakable hum of inter-stellar engines in the lower decks. He fancied a bit of company, however. He reached over to the AI. Control panel, before enabling the speakers. "Luke?" His AI, Alex, spoke over the ships many speakers. He was his pilot, navigator, commander, intelligence, and most importantly, his friend. Many moons ago, his friend who this AI was based around was diagnosed with a terminal illness. With no cure, and no improvement to life, he was destined to a painful death. Meanwhile, Luke had just got a AI upgrade to his ship, allowing him to use them. Alex, begging Luke, had asked him the fateful question. "Luke... let me be your AI. It must be better than this pain I'm feeling now." The doctors, and his family, allowed it. He was copied onto two AI Crystals. One was given to Luke for us in his ship, and the other was given to Alex's family, as a keepsake and reminder. "Hello, Alex. Status?" He was heading to a nearby habited planet, called "Prime." He wondered why they called it that. I mean, there were hundreds of Human Colony's out there, some more advanced than others. So why befit the important name of Prime onto such an underdeveloped Planet? "We have an ETA of 3 hours to Prime, sir. Their technology level seems to be quite low... they'll only be good for supplies and basic repairs." Luke sighed. "It'll have to do. The nearest technological star is light-years away, and we don't have that time, even if we use the time-dilation crystal." He walked over to the Pilots Cabin. "Wake me when we get there." Alex laughed, knowing Luke wouldn't sleep a wink. "Of course. Have a nice nap." Alex turned his attention to the screen. "Hmm... that's odd."

Luke was a great programmer. Alex had been upgraded with every code-breaking trick in the book, as well as some unique AI abilities he could use when interfacing with Luke's mind. One of his most loved abilities included what he had called the Mindhack. Developing it himself, it allowed him, and therefore Luke, to tune in onto a person's current thoughts. Although he couldn't access previous thoughts, or memories, he could effectively "read minds." This, combined with his many other talents, literally let Luke do all sorts of things, from cracking into Wireless Networks to having a HUD Display on both the people and the area around him.

Elsewhere, on what Luke would call "Prime", Phineas and Ferb were stuck with the same dilemma that had followed them every single summer - "What can we do today?" It was proven that from a young age they had some of the biggest construction skills of their generation. Rather than use these to make money and profit, they built various objects to keep boredom at bay. "So Ferb, what do you want to do today?" Both Phineas and Ferb had changed as they matured. While Phineas became more orientated around his looks, and finally managing to start dating Isabella (albeit; with some help from both Ferb & Candace), Ferb managed to avoid that pitfall, and lived for their activities, and quite possibly Gretchen. "I don't know." Ferb still didn't talk much, but other than that, and the clothes he wore, he was still the same person. Phineas had changed his shorts to jeans, and switched his T-shirt to one that was a little more plain. Ferb had also stopped wearing his trademark pants, and put on some shorter ones. The look just didn't suit him any more. They both still built incredible objects, and did it for fun and for the looks on their friends faces, as well for (in Ferb's words) "impressing the ladies."

"Maybe something will fall out of the sk-" Phineas interrupted himself with his own idea. "That's it! I know what we're going to do today! A bungee jump so big it looks like your falling out of the sky!" Ferb perked up, and quickly grabbed his tools. Both Isabella and the Fireside Girls would be here soon, and he didn't want to disappoint Gretchen... and for that matter, he didn't want to look like he was losing his touch. Ferb promptly dug into the shed, before conceding he didn't know where his toolbox was. "Mom! Where did you put my toolbox?" It had been several years since their family had found out about what they have been and what they could do. To Candace's disbelief, they loved it. Praising their creativity and abilities, they often let them have free reign of what they did, and joined in on several occasions. Phineas proceeded to dial out on his (recently acquired) mobile. "Yeah, I'd like 2000 feet of Bungee Rope please. Yeah, I'll hold." He spoke to Ferb. "Stupid ordering centres, always putting me on hold, and always playing bloody Greensleeves." Ferb chuckled. Phineas had always preferred more dance-like music. Ferb sighed. He had to get working quickly, they'd be here really soon.