A/n- I don't even know WHY I wrote this dreaded thing honestly. When I'm in one of my "goofy" moods, this is what happens. I'm not happy with this fic, but my opinion doesn't matter since i'm not the one reading it. :P
If it's too weird or cracky for your mind, I apologise. I had a lot of caffiene when I wrote this....unfortunately. ^^;
Disclaimer-I do not own Bleach. Contains some-what strong language. I wouldn't read if you are not mature enough to handle. Please enjoy darlings. ^^
Luppi- Alright, is everybody here? *holding a list*
Yammy- I don't see why we be freakin havin' a sleepover in our own crib dawg!
Luppi- STFU Yammy, I am the host, not YOU. So...shut up. *sticks tongue out*
Halibel- *muffled speaking*
Yammy- What'd you say foo?
Szayel- Well, according to my calculations, from the looks of it, she said "MMMMPH Mmmh mmmhhhhp hhmmph".
Yammy- NO! I meant....AH GOD NEVER MIND!
Ulquiorra- *sigh*
Barragan- AHHHH!!!! ALIENS!!!! NOOO!!!!! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HUEVOS RANCHEROS!?!?!
Ulquiorra- It's 'Hueco Mundo'
Luppi- *sigh* Barragan, have you forgotten to take your alziemer's meds today?
Ulquiorra- Why....why....why...
Luppi- Ulqui-kun, what did we talk about yesterday?
Ulquiorra- Do not call me that Luppi.
Luppi- Omg...you FORGOT?
Ulquiorra- I have no idea what you are talking about.
Grimmjow- *interrupts* MOVING ALONG GOD DAMMIT GOSH WHAT THE HELL?!?!! START THE FREAKING PARTY ALREADY!!! I HAD TO MISS ANOTHER FIGHT WITH ICHIGO FOR THIS SHIT!
Yammy- Foo, don' be commin' in hea talkin' shit bout people!
Grimmjow- SHUT THE HELL UP YAMMY!!!!!
Luppi- Grimmjow, keep your voice down or I'll tell Aizen that you poured walnuts in his underwear drawer.
Espada- *Looking at Grimmjow*
Grimmjow- ....how'd you know about that?
Luppi- *sigh* Ulqui-kun's eye?! WTF ELSE?!
Grimmjow- HOW?!?!?!
Ulquiorra- Because you can't handle things by yourself so I was told by Aizen a while back to keep an eye on you after that reckless incident you pulled in the world of the living.
Szayel- HA! Get it? Keep an eye on you?
Grimmjow- WTF ever...
Luppi- TIME FOR GAMES!!!!
Halibel- *muffled speaking*
Espada- "What'd she say?"
Luppi- Don't know, don't care. It's time for SPIN TEH BOTTLE!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Everybody sit in a circle!
Yammy- I ain't kissing no mofukkin' man up in hea, know what I'm sayin? *looks at Ulquiorra*
Ulquiorra- *no response*
Luppi- That's cause' Ulqui-kun is MINE and MINE only.
Yammy- Hol'up mofukka!!! How long you been togetha?
Ulquiorra- We never were-OOMPH!!
Luppi- *holding his hand over Ulquiorra's mouth* Don't listen to him. We've been together for two months now. *let's go*
Ulquiorra- I would never date this trash.
Szayel- OOOOOO! What did you two little foxes do?
Espada- *All lean in*
Ulquiorra- Nothi-OOMPH!
Luppi- *holds his mouth again* We did all sorts of things! Kissed, held hands, star gazed, embraced! It was so wonderful! Then that stupid little oranged haired idiot had to ruin everything!!! *cries*
Szayel- *fangirl squeal*
Ulquiorra- *rolls his eyes*
Grimmjow- ICHIGO KISSED YOU!?!?!!?!?!? *balls fist up in jealousy*
Luppi- NO YOU IDIOT! ORIHIME! *cringes in disgust*
Grimmjow- Oh...*exhales in relief*
Yammy- Hol'up foo...why you all happy n' shit Grimmjow? You jealous if it HAD been Ichigo?
Grimmjow- OF COURSE NOT!!! WHAT THE HELL YAMMY!? WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR!?!?!? GAY?!?!?!
Espada- "Yes"
Grimmjow- WHAAAAAAAA?!?!!?!?!
Ulquiorra- Face it Grimmjow, we all know that you like Ichigo. Hell, you revived him after I killed him, for what reasons.....I have no clue.
Espada- *staring at Grimmjow*
Yammy- WHAT THE FUK?
Luppi- This discussion is OVER! Yammy, you go first. Spin the bottle and whoever it lands on, YOU have to kiss them!
Szayel- Let's hope it's NOT me.
Ulquiorra- +1
Grimmjow- +$
Espada- *looks at Grimmjow*
Luppi- Uhhh....Grimmjow-
Grimmjow- I KNOW ALREADY! GOD IT'S A "$" SIGN!!! I DON'T FUCKING CARE! YOU IDIOTS SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH COMMON SENSE TO KNOW IT'S A FOUR!
Szayel- Rawr...somebody's in a bad mood. *frowns*
Grimmjow- *breaks Szayel's glasses*
Szayel- MOFUKKA!!
Yammy- Hol'up mofukka! Did you just say 'mofukka'? Mofukka that's MY WORD!
Szayel- *cries*
Luppi- SPIN THE BOTTLE ALREADY!!!
Yammy- *spins the bottle*
~Bottle spins and spins and spins then finally stops at...~
Ulquiorra- *snorts*
Szayel- Oh my!
Stark- I'm tired... *falls asleep*
Grimmjow- *smirks*
Luppi- *whistles*
~Everybody stares at Halibel~
Halibel- *muffles*
Luppi- Halibel, YOU GOTTA KISS YAMMY!!!! Pucker up sugar! Time for action!
Grimmjow- If you want Yammy, I'll kiss her for ya. *snickers*
Yammy- Aw hell naw mofukka! Dizz bitch mine!
~They kiss~
Halibel- Don'chu be askin' me fo nuthin again boy! I ain't yo bitch! *puts mouth cover back on*
Yammy- Girl you betta be watchin yo mouth!
Luppi- YAY! Now Yammy, pick somebody to spin!
Yammy- I pick....
Espada- *lean in with anticipation*
Yammy- ...Grimmjow!
Ulquiorra- Hn...
Grimmjow- Ugh WHATEVER!!! GOD! *spins*
~The bottle spins and spins and-...never mind...~
Luppi- OH MY GOSHNESS!!
Ulquiorra- *vomits*
Stark- zzzzzzzzzzzzz *been asleep*
Halibel- *muffled laughter*
Yammy- Aw HELL NAW MOFUKKA! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Szayel- HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU GOTTA KISS BARRAGAN!!!
Barragan- What? *squints over at Grimmjow hazily* Mary? Is that you?
Luppi- AW HOW SWEET! He thinks you're his deceased wife!
Grimmjow- HELL NO!!!!!! I AM NOT KISSING A MAN AND ESPECIALLY AN OLD MAN!! I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM!!!
Barragan- My cat farted....
Grimmjow- HE'S AN IDIOT!!!!
Luppi- Ah ah ah!! Not so fast! KISS HIM Or I'll tell Aizen that you made out with Tousen in the laundry room.
Grimmjow- I DID NOT!
Luppi- I know....but hell, Aizen will believe me anyways, even if it IS a lie. *snickers evily*
Grimmjow- *balls fist up* Why you little- I thought I killed you!
Luppi- I ressurrected myself after I realised that I was about to miss the latest episode of "Are You Smarter Than An Espada".
Ulquiorra- *meditating while chanting* Trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash...
Luppi- NOW PUCKER UP!!! Get your flavoured gloss out honey cuz this one's gonna be GOOD! *laughs*
A/n- Reviews are much appreciated! :)