HI! actually, this just came to me in a random way. i was just reading some quotes i found and decide aw what the heck. why not? so this was born. *wipes tears from eyes* they grow up so fast. anywho, enjoy the randomness of this chapter!
Victoria: Disclaimer! Bluebutterflywitch doesn't own anything except me! so put down the chairs and tables! that means you as well Helena!
Helena: Aw, enjoy!
Summary: Quotes are something that someone should live by but for the Autobots and Decepticons, they are a one way ticket to insanity with Victoira around. This teenage girl is clearly insane and the worst part is that she knows it and takes full advantage of it. Those poor souls, may Primus have mercy on them. Just random ideas that came to me out of nowhere.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid that I'll take over
To tell you the truth, I don't even know how I got here. I was just walking home from school and next thing I know, I'm in a freaking cage! I'm not a bird! Though that would be cool, I mean you can go anywhere in the world and eat almost anything without people telling you what to do! And I'm getting off topic again aren't I?
"Well look at what we have here," snarled someone from the darkest corner of the gigantic room causing me to actually noticed my surrounds. "An Autobot pet, I wonder if they won't mind if I use you for a science experiment!"
I didn't answer for I was too busy gapping at the sheer size of the place and that's when I finally noticed the size of my 'home'. There was no way someone would make a cage that big! Well, they could but it would cost too much and how would anyone be able to hang it?
I guess whoever was talking got annoyed at me for not responding but how can I? This room is big! I wonder what they use this form, sky driving practice? Nope, there are no fans underneath.
"Answer me you little insect!" came the shriek and the owner of the voice stalked out from the shadows.
I stared at the being in curiosity. It was a tall triangle shape robotic thing that looks like it could transform into a plane of some sort. It also had glowing red eyes with an evil looking snarl on his face. Yet for some odd reason none of that processed into my mind or it would have prevented me from speaking out loud.
"Oh my gosh! It's a Dorito of Doom except it's not orange!" I shouted, pointing at the robot.
Said Dorito looked offended by my exclamation and growled at me. Swatting at my cage, he snapped at me, making the cage swing to the side.
"Don't call me that! I'm Starscream! Second in command of the Decepticons!" he barked hand over his chest.
I just stared at him before standing up and mimic him. "I'm Victoria Simmers! Insane girl that doesn't want to shut up most of the time!"
"Don't mock me!"
"Don't mock me!"
"Stop that!"
"Stop that!"
"I'm warning you!"
"I'm warning you!"
Throwing his hands up into the air, Starscream gave out a yelled of frustration.
I giggled at him. I don't know why but it's always funny to see others so riled up by a simple thing as being repeated.
Popping back down, I tilted my head at him. "So you're Starscream, second of command of the Decepticons, aka, the Dorito of Doom."
"Yes, wait no. Agh! Don't call me that!" he yelled, pointing a finger at me.
I smiled and nodded. "Alright, so call you Dorito of Doom."
Slamming his fist near my cage, he glared at me.
"No, you will call me Starscream and nothing else or else. Now tell me, where are the Autobots located?"
I just keep the smile on my face before shaking my head. "Nope! Sorry, no can do."
I could hear his fingers digging into the wall behind me as he strain out the next question. "And why not?"
Tilting my head, I smiled brightly. "Cause I have no idea what you are talking about."
Starscream stared at me before screaming out in anger. I watched in amusement as he walked around the room, knocking things down in his rage. At the sound of me giggling once more, he snapped towards my direction, powering up some sort of weapon that was on his arm.
"Do you have a death wish squishy?" he asked me, pointing the weapon towards the cage.
I shrugged. "Eh not really. I mean Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid that I'll take over," I said as I traced some scratch marks on the cage floor.
When I got no respond, I glance up and laughed. Poor Screamer, the look on his face was so priceless. His eyes were wide open and his mouth was opening and closing as if trying to understand what I had just said.
Shaking his head, he narrowed his eyes at me. "What do you mean by that statement? How can this heaven not accept you while hell is afraid of you?"
"Easy, once I talked to this priest and he was so confuse he outright told me that Heaven will not open it's gates to me for how impure my mind was for speaking about the Devil's servant and how the Devil will shake in his shoes once speaking to me, afraid that I will try to take his place as the most confusing being on earth. But that's not possible right? I mean, the Devil is supposed to be the most feared being on earth, not the most confusing being. Doesn't that belong to someone else? Besides, I'm not the one who's going to take over Hell. That's going to be my family's job. My dad told my mom, or maybe it was me can't remember, that he and my Uncle Mike, got to love him, had already parted space for them when they go to hell. Heck! He even said that they already paid the Devil to make sure that their space was warm and that it had air conditioner there for when they arrived. My mom just laughed and said to make sure that there was a nice little spot for her as well and my dad agreed and said that he will also tell the Devil that when my aunts from his side of the family and the oldest one from my mom's family along with Uncle Oscar arrive to Hell, to make sure they land on the flames and hottest part of Hell. He is so mean to them yet I cannot understand why my aunts from my father side would go to Hell. Wait, never mind, I remember now," I continued on with my speech thing and watched at Starscream's reaction.
Starscream just stared at me as I continued on and on about the reasons why my family was going to take over Hell or more like what places they want each other to end up at once they arrived there. I guess it took about another five minutes before he couldn't take it anymore.
I paused my talking to watch as his red eyes went black and he toppled over with a shock or disbelief look on his face. I winced at the loudness the bang was when Starscream's body hit the floor. I wonder if someone heard that from down the hall.
To my happiness, two more robotic beings came running in soon after. I was happy to see that both of them look almost the same as Starscream except the colors. Starscream is silver while the newcomers are blue and purple. I wonder if they would crash as well?
"What's going on in here?" the blue robot said as he glanced around the room, eyes landing on me.
I just smiled and waved at them, waiting for them to notice their unconscious comrade. I didn't have to wait for long because the purple and black one started to snicker.
"What are you laughing at Skywarp?" the blue asked, turning to look at the other.
Skywarp pointed at their leader, Starscream is their leader right? He is SIC of the fraction. "I think the squishy was too much for him."
The blue robot glanced down and took on a look of disgust as he took in the sight of Starscream. Glancing up at me, he crossed the room so that we were eye to eye in a way.
"What did you do to Starscream?"
I just shrugged. "I don't know. He asked me about the whereabouts of the Autobats? Oh whatever you call them and I told him I didn't know and he got mad at me for laughing and asked if I had a death wish and I told him not really for Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. Then I told him about how my family will be the ones who'll take over and by the way, how can my aunts go to heaven when they themselves done bad things? I mean they're the ones who almost made my mom get kill when she was sixteen then again when she was going to have me five years later because of their big mouths. You know who should really go to hell? The one who tried to kill my mom and me, she was a jealous ex of my dad's and she didn't want him but the money he supposedly had which he didn't. Man was he pissed when he heard that she tried to kill mom when she was pregnant with me. Mom told me that he said that he'll go back home to kill her if she tired killing us but she didn't get the memo. I think she went even crazier later on."
The two newcomers just stared at me with wide eyes as I continue on and on once more. I swear I think I saw one of them with a twitching eye.
As soon as I came to the part of where people didn't believe in ghosts even my family, I heard two more bangs. Stopping midsentence, I stared at the unconscious forms of the three robots. One was even twitching! I think it was Skywarp he was the blue one right?
Throwing my hands up to the air, I whooped in joy.
"Yay! I win! What's my prize!"
so? what do you think? i'm planning on doing more of these quote stories till i get bored so expect some more later on!
Victoria: Thanks for reading!
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-Bluebutterflywitch