EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BESS
VS
CHERI
BEGIN

[BESS]
WELL HELLO LITTLE BITCH WHO WANT TO FUCK CLIFFORD
YOU ONLY APPEAR IN ONE EPISODE BECAUSE YOU'RE A DISASTER
YOU ARE TOO SMALL FOR VALENTINE AND YOU'RE TOO SMALL TO DATE
ME AND ITCHY ARE BETTER AT THIS RATE
YOU SUCK AT THIS RAP AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY
YOU WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO BE FUCKING SHY
I'M THE BEST FEMALE DOG IN ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN
YOU JUST SAT THERE IN THE DOG PARK JUST WAITING FOR RELATION

[CHERI]
OH I THINK YOU'RE HORRIBLE AND YOU DISGUST ME
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THAT BADASS ITCHY
HE'S A STREET ASSHOLE WHO TRAVEL WITH CHARLIE
YOU THINK HE IS PERFECT WELL HE'S NOT AS YOU SEE
I THINK CLIFFORD IS THE BEST LITTLE PUPPY IN THE PARK
HE IS CUTE AND I CAN ALWAYS FIND THAT SPARK
JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD
WHEN I SEE YOU IN LOVE I WILL BREAK YOUR SHITTY HEART

[BESS]
OH DON'T BE A CUNT YOU THINK YOU ARE SEXY
YOU'RE NOT SO POPULAR AS YOU TRAVEL TO THE CITY
WITH THAT BOW ON YOUR HEAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK GAY
I WILL ASK BELLADONNA TO BLAST YOU OFF AWAY
ITCHY MAY BE SCARE BUT I STILL LOVE HIM THOUGH
YOU JUST MADE FRIEND WITH CLIFFORD JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A HOE
DON'T WANDER OFF THE CITY I WILL END YOU NOW
WHEN THIS RAP BATTLE IS OVER YOU ARE GOING FUCKING DOWN

[CHERI]
OH PLEASE YOU JERK I THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS
CLIFFORD NEVER GETS IN ITCH UNTIL HE'S GIGANTIC
YOU HAVE ANOTHER DOG WHO WANT TO MAKE A FIGHT
JUST TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF AND ASK HIM TO BE NICE
I DON'T THINK YOU ARE PRETTY YOU ARE SIMILAR TO SASHA
HAVING SUCH A SEXY ASS JUST MAKE YOU STRATCH YOUR PAW
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE CLIFFORD IS THE ONE DOG I NEED
I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL AND GOODBYE YOU FREAK

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE